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AS Reported on Anorak, tango twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon are set to become High Hefner’s new night lights.
The Sun says that on January 10, the girls, then two 18-year-old girls dreaming of getting off with a viagra-fuelled 82-year-old in a kind of incestuous kink, were accused of getting into a fight outside a house party.
We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion.
The previous November, TMZ reports that Karissa did kick Kristina in the face.
As they say: The Hefner girls are putting the jail in jailbait.
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Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 11th, 2008 at 12:00 am
For Hef’s sake maybe it’s better if he goes to the big love grotto in the sky before his skin melts away.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:01 am
it looks like she’s sucking him out doesn’t it ?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
They’re too old for him anyway. Don’t do it, Hef!
October 11th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Vampires, sam?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Perhaps he needs youngsters to run the treadmill as emergency back up for the life support; if the electricity goes he could be in a lot of trouble…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:09 am
well i dunno who’s sucking who out actually, but he’s got one in reserve.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:11 am
His only hope is for the Borg to appear and assimilate him before too much damage is done.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:19 am
I can’t see Seven of Nine going for Hef…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:23 am
no, it looks like too much work.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:25 am
I think Hef only likes his bunnies fighting if it’s in a paddling pool full of jelly. Just before his nap.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:25 am
I’ve always been disappointed that no Star Trek series has yet had a storyline about nympho teen twins who go for old men who increasingly resemble the living dead.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:37 am
There’s still time, Jack; the film about Kirk and Spock at the Academy may well have a subplot including Hef.
Admittedly, if it’s true to Gene Roddenbury’s ideals the nympho teen twins will save the Universe whilst providing life support to Hef, but you can’t have everything…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:37 am
that might be cos there is no money on star trek jack ?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:40 am
what are them super furry animals called that once starred in star trek ?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:41 am
but they weren’t bunnies ?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:45 am
True, Sam…I bet Star Trek extras are paid about 10 pence per second of screen time. I hope the next series of the franchise is called Star Trek: Zero-G Jailbait….finally some decent sex in space!
October 11th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Bunnies!
Tribbles and tribulation!
Hef!
Anorka should award you a bonus for that one…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:51 am
jack, as in to boldly, no, forgot it. shutting up. going away now.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:52 am
that;s it chenier, could not think what they were called, them tribbles.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:54 am
That’s the trouble with tribbles; they provoke amnesia.
I’m off to bed now; take care, sam and indeed everyone…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:54 am
I just remembered that a double bill of The Next Generation is on BBC2 in an hour. What are we doing up at this time anyway? Waiting for the Nikkei to tank again on opening? Bring on the jailbait I say. But the twins would only be true jailbait in Illinois if they were 17.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:57 am
No that’s 16…duh.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Night…I’ll let you know if Worf gets off with any teenage wearwolves.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:03 am
I miss DS9.
October 11th, 2008 at 1:10 am
oh to bed to bed we must go.. ‘night all, and sundry.
October 11th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Yuk, how can a young girl kiss an old chappie like that. I reckon it is going too far. Where, oh forgot, they are of age!! Perhaps daddy will speak to Heff. Pity there wasn’t an older girl around for Hef to run around with.
October 11th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Grave-robbers!!!!