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Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
October 14th, 2008 at 12:14 am
What a fucking Tosser of the highest order!
Who gave him the money to live in utter luxury?
Fans!
If he can’t be arsed to sign a few photographs after the fabulous life-style he has been able to lead for the past 40 years - he wants his arse kicking back to Liverpool and put in stocks at the docks for the rest of his life. Twat!
The least he could have done was pretend that he was too ill to carry on his public life.
I wonder what God will have to say to this?
Bowel problems for the rest of his life - because he is so full of sh*t?
A stroke - to stop him talking sh*te?
Arse-Hole!
October 14th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Five hours later - I still say Stocks at the Docks forever for Mr. Ringworm!
Bring your own rotten eggs and sponges of cat-piss.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
H e has been who really cares he forgot his routes years ago.
October 14th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I am sure he burnt out on it because he got so personally involved. He has assistants who can deal with the mail, why make an issue of it? It is like saying he does not appreciate fans. Dumb move.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
nobody was ever under the pressure that those 4 guys went through…
NOBODY!!!!
But the old boy could have blown the fans off much easier
nick