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Madonna Spokeswoman Confirms Singer’s Divorce From Guy Ritchie
GUY Ritchie and Madonna are to divorce. He’s keeping the credits to Swept Away, the title “The man who discovered Vinnie Jones” and rhyming slang for orange. She gets the English accent.
Says Madonna’s agent Liz Rozenberg:
“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 l/2 years of marrige. They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time. A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet.”
Maintain respect..? Good to see both parties have retained their senses of humour.
Madonna And Guy Were Trying To Act
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Madonna Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 16th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Hi guys and girls, I can understand your anger and deception about this divorce and how it will sure impact the life of these poor kids, but who are we to judge Madonna and Guy? Who’s been living with them to know exactly what really happened? I hate divorce as much as you guys, but I don’t personally feel to judge anyone. Think of them, think of these children, and if you’re a believer, pray for them… They’ll sure need your prayers more than your judgmental attacks… God bless,
October 16th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Someone as self centered as Madonna should not get married or have kids. She will never love anyone as much as she loves herself. Seems a very angry, hateful person who has to constantly get attention.
October 16th, 2008 at 12:21 am
For 7 and a half years, you have ‘toyed’ with the lives of small children - pretending to offer them stability. Your example t0 the World,of your incapacity to live together, is a sickening acknowledgment, that, you are not fit to play with the lives of others.
Were I a little child. Then, I cannot think of a more horrific ‘parrentage’.
Are you so bloody stupid as to fail to understand that the kids love you both, and, cannot split their souls. If you make them decide- then- by - bye children
October 16th, 2008 at 12:07 am
At 7 and a half years into a relatonship! Those poor kids never deserved this! Why is it the most over-paid imbeciles on this Planet, can have access to the most vulnerable kids? Do they NOT appreciate that the more wealth there is in a family, the LESS love there is. I retract that statement, because, everybody knows it is a fact.
If you had the chance, can you identify with an aunt who had no talent - other than being a lovely lady to be with- I can, and, could never spend enough time in her company. Sustitute Mum - You Bet! In my case, she made sure I came out of the Anderson Shelter - with her son and daughter. And then, looked after me, whilst pretending NOT TO. Bloody Hell. Where do you receive such care?
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October 15th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
What happens to the kids? Will they be auctioned off?
October 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I think he was spending too much time in the punch bowl while she looked after the kids at home and when she said she wanted more he scarpered..