
Kerry Katona: This Is Why Mum Lives In Iceland
WITH climate controlled Kerry Katona returned to the cool of Iceland, news in the Sun is that:
Kerry Katona’s fuming hubby had to be forcibly removed from This Morning studios by security after squaring up to host Phillip Schofield.
There can be no shame in being bounced from This Morning. But shame on Croft for not issuing his challenge to Schofield live on air and couching it in a charity event. Would Phil ‘The Grecian’ Schofield dare to refuse the chance to help the downtrodden, lonely and institutionalised (aka: the viewers)?
The Sun hears Mark brands Phillip a “f***ing idiot”. In its “exclusive”, the Mirror says:
“He was jabbing his finger in Phil’s face and giving him what for. He was so angry he was frothing at the mouth. It was an extraordinary scene and everyone was standing there with their mouths wide open.”
A foamy slack jaw is the required pose for watching This Morning. The show demands such an approach.
And Phillip Schofield… What did he do?
“What I would have to say is that if you are concerned about your wife — as he obviously is — and you are the person who has accompanied her in a car to bring her into a television studio, and you notice that particular morning her medication or whatever is having an effect on her speech, surely you shouldn’t bring her into a studio.”
Fight! Fight! Fight!
Over in the Telegraph, Max Clifford, Kerry’s agent, is watching the events. Says he:
“Iceland are worried because she is supposed to be this happy capable young mum and the interview today doesn’t give that perception.”
A happy, capable mum who lives with a giant squirrel and who buys frozen food from a country overrun by terrorists? This is surely a contract Katona can do without?
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Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Kerry Katona Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 24th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Victoria Beckham,The Cheeky Girls, Paul Burrell, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Big Brother contestants, Abi Titmus, Jordon, Peter Andre, Colleen Rooney, Jade Goody, WAGS, Jodie Marsh, Paris Hilton, Rebbecca Loos etc! You got new competition and a new rival for the ‘Got No Talent, Does Nothing Of Note But Still Gets In The Papers’ crown!
October 24th, 2008 at 9:17 pm
hey Karen I’m glad someone else noticed Billie’s speech! I thought I was imagining it!
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October 24th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
she was a complete mess and obviously on something, whether it was the residue of “sleeping” medication from the night before or not.. it doesn’t really matter what it was, she was in no fit state to do an interview and her so-called husband should have prevented it, if he had one ounce of consideration for Kerry herself, rather than her money…? I am sure that if ITV had known the state she was in, the interview would have been pulled in any case. It is ridiculous of the idiot husband to start ranting and raving - it’s his responsibility if she can’t look after herself and he let her down very very badly.
October 24th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Go, Iceland!
The Nordic Tiger has been transformed into the corpse of the Nordic Kitten; surely it is only logical that the former Atomic Kitten must be suffering somewhat…
October 24th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I saw the interview on YouTube - she wasn’t that bad (she sounded like Billie Piper in the last 3 epidsodes of Doctor Who - could be the dental work?). Phil and Fern were looking very grim and pseudo-concerned - it can’t have made Kerry feel comfortable.
Go, Katona!