Gemma Atkinson Changes For Obama

GEMMA Atkinson provides today’s non-Obama news:

“I’m a Celebrity babe Gemma Atkinson has revealed how the nation is obsessed with her ‘massive’ boobs” – Daily Star

The BBC has deplyed 176 journslists to cover Gemma’s boobs (literally) and she will be changing them sometime in the next few months, just as soon as George Bush has vacated the White Bra.

Gemma advocates something in brown, with one black breast and one black, with nipples that when pressed shrink back and advocate a protectionist policy.

Gemma’s old breasts will be spread over the entire nation, including some of the colder parts of Alaska…

Anorak

Posted: 5th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink