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Nicola McClean On Her Budding Jordans
DAY one in the jungle and Nicola McLean is in a bikini.
Take care Nicola, say celebrity watchers, lest she get bitten and the puncture wounds cause her to leave the camp faster than a pricked balloon.
(Note: For similar reasons, gastric band enthusiast Fern Britton should avoid playing “human catapult” and hanging around with Boy Scouts).
While Mail readers get to see “desperate” Nicola crying for attention, Star readers get to see Nicole sans bra.
Nicola is planning to undergo a third boob job, readers learn, one that should make her “massive”.
Massive is a big word in Nicola life, it is something of an ambition.
Posted: 17th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 21st, 2008 at 9:05 am
Another thick as pigshit z list celebrity becomes a public figure. The British public are morons for enjoying this sub mediocrity
November 17th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
obviously doesn’t need surgery to make a tit of herself….