I’m A Celebrity: Mallett Snookered By McLean
TIMMY Mallett has been “HAMMERED” by his wife (Sun) and then “Bashed” (Star) by Nicola and Carly.
First up to have a go at Mallett is Mrs Lynda Mallet, who says of her man in the day-glo shorts, “He’s an annoying git.”
And it’s hard not to like him for it as Timmy laughs long and too loud at Robert Kilroy-Silk, a man who if he was half as fascinating to others as he is to himself would be stood in a glass box at the British Museum.
Next to have a go at Mallett, is inflated Division 2 Wag Nicola whose job it is to be very touchy about everything. The Star says Nicola tried to knock Mallett out, possibly by turning around too quickly.
The paper says that McLean “had to be pulled off” Mallett. Says Nicola: “I’m not busting my balls to feed two people that really rile me.”
Nicola’s balls are notably round and there is very real possibility that’s she will become the first celebrity to be snookered behind her chest.
Meanwhile, Anorak wonders why Martina Navratilova, the only genuine star in the Blue Peter Garden, is there? And at what point she will toss the humourless McLean in the air and smash he into the Bush…
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Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
Esther, of course, would not do that because she is such a nice girl.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Anolrak…I think I might have the answer to why Navratilova is there….is it to teach Jaded Goodies how to serve up an insulting stereotype, on T.V., with spin & style …and get away with it…. ?
I just wish Esther would have shot back….
” …and you are a lesbian tennis player…..which makes you which religion, Martina?”
November 26th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Why is Navratilova there? Maybe because she has such an great astute of humour and irony…
Esther…”I lost my virginity to a doctor whilst on holiday in Greece”
Martina..” Are you Jewish by any chance?”
Esther..”as a matter of fact…yes I am”
Hilarious …I almost wet myself… it was like asking a female tennis player if she is a lesbian.
November 25th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I think maybe they didn’t explain the show to her! Nor George Trekkie (bless him). They both look constantly bewildered……….. neither of them need the money or the publicity so its very strange. Maybe the answer is out there……….
I’m still finding it addictive but don’t tell anyone!
It’s not on tonight though…
boo hoo.
November 25th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
Why is Navratilova there?
November 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
she’s not someone who should boast about being ‘grounded’.
One would need a couple of guy ropes to keep her grounded. I thought she was going to float to the top of the gunk tank last night and float upwards and away.