The 12 Worst Pop Music Lyrics Ever
4. Mariah Carey: Don’t Stop
I’m like a bowl of gumbo
You ain’t hotter than this
I’m what they play in the clubo
Mako ito stoppo. Pleaso. I’m beggin’-o youo…
3. Black Sabbath: War Pigs
If all else fails why not just rhyme the word with the, er, word. It’s the Mr Mister approach to music.
Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Oh, those cheeky lasses…
2. Madonna: American Life
I’m drinkin’ a soy latte, I get a double shot-eh
It goes right through my body and you know I’m
satisfied
The water in Majorca don’t take like what it should. America – Madonna is yours to have, Britain has done with her… (3:22secs.)
1. Wang Chung: Everybody Have Fun Tonight
On the edge of oblivion
All the world is Babylon
And all the love and everyone
A ship of fools sailing on
Laydees and gentalmen, we give you the death of popular music. Babylonian tyrants descending…
Take it away Brit-kneee
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May 22nd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Teresita
You missed out the most overdone one of them all
the rhyming of war
with
what are we fighting for?
can currently be heard in 10 673 songs the last time i checked
May 22nd, 2009 at 9:08 pm
The most overdone rhymes ever:
heart - apart
hand - understand
joy - boy
dance - chance
love - above
~ Teresita
December 6th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Pussycat Dolls’ “When I Grow Up” takes some beating:
When I grow up, I wanna be famous
I wanna be a star, I wanna be in movies
When I grow up, I wanna see the world
Drive nice cars, I wanna have boobies.
Although, to be fair, they redeem themselves a little by exchanging ‘boobies’ for ‘groupies’ in the radio edit.
Blondie rhyming Maria with ‘See ‘er’ is a highlight of pop music too.
December 4th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
When pedestrians try to cross
I let them know who’s boss
I never blow my horn or give them warning
I drive around the town
Trying to run them down
It’s seldom that they live to see the morning
Plastic Jesus - Various Artists
and the anthem of BMW drivers everywhere
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:41 am
They’re probably not the perpetrators of bad rhymes but can I nominate doo-wop music? Why must we still hear its gibberish to this day? Like fins on cars, it was ugly and pointless.
“…Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
Who put the bop in the bop-she-bop-she-bop
Who put the dip in the dip-de-dip-de-dip
Who was that man, I’d like to shake his hand…”
Really? I’d like to see him suffer eternal torment.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:44 pm
she checks out mozart
while she does tai-bo
reminds me that
there’s room to grow
Actual lyrics!
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
That was Adam Faith who sang Lonely Pup, he was Rickmans predecessor, even after my dad and AF crashed into each other
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
That’s very moving, Yampster.
Actually, what I really wanted for Christmas was the Cellulite Action Pack; do puppies work?
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:29 am
As it’s Christmas. I give you Lonely Pup by Arthur Alexander in its entirity. Every line, every verse, every chorus a true master class. You will be singing this for days. I know I have been …..sob
Soft brown eyes that seem to say
Stop a while, I want to play
Would you, could you, do please stop
He’s a lonely pup in a Christmas shop
Thank you lady, thank you sir
Is there someone else that you’d prefer
He’s not selfish, just a flop
Though he wags his tail in a Christmas shop
Mister Santa, if you would
Send him someone, oh so good
Someone who will take him home
For ev’ryone to see
Christmas time, a Christmas tree
With a happy family
Pity him, he’s got no Pop
He’s a lonely pup in a Christmas shop
Mister Santa, if you would
Send him someone, oh so good
Someone who will take him home
For ev’ryone to see
Christmas time, a Christmas tree
With a happy family
Pity him, he’s got no Pop
He’s a lonely pup in a Christmas shop
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:15 am
By the time I’ve worked out what the words are, the song is old hat
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:54 am
A shade better than Maizey dotes & dozey dotes & little lambsy divey!!
Mares eat oats & does eat oats & little lambs eat ivy.