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F*** Me baby One M ore Time: At Home With Britney Spears
GRIM news in the Enquirer that Kevin Federline, aka rapping rodent K-Ferret, has, allegedly, taught he and Britney Spears’ son the “F-WORD!”.
A straw poll of the Anorak typing pool reveals the answer to the question as to what that word might be. The results in order from most likely to least are:
Fat
Failure
Fake
Federline
Fatuous
Feral
Flaccid
Finished
Fuck
Finland
Reading on, it turns out the word is the 9-1 shot “fuck”, and the shock is that Sean Preston took three years to utter it.
Let’s not call the boy slow, just wonder who he has gotten by on the words “spank”, “pap” and “knob” for so long without the authorities taking notice.
On a happier note, this is encouraging for Jayden James, Sean Preston’s younger brother by a year. Britney says she views them as twins, which is always good for the older brother to know.
Helpfully, the way to tell them apart is to know that while Jayden is stuck on “fuck” brainiac Jayden has moved on to “jism”, “dickhead” and the challenging and telling c******e”….
Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
December 2nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
C’mon. Leave our Britters alone. She’s a lovely lass and she can still shine when she is given the chance. God man, she’s still got it. I could suck her piles.
B.t.w. Only just discovered the Anorak and I think I’m hooked on my first day. Keep it up.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:08 pm
…keep what up and where?
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Britney has piles? Will her trials never cease?
December 2nd, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I have a lot of sympathy for that girl. She’s been the family bread winner since she was a kid and the pressures must be huge.
I say sack the parents!
Isn’t the F word fiddlesticks?
December 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I think it’s F for father - the only person who seems to be keeping her in line lately…?
it’s also more than likely that she does have piles, given that her reported diet consists of Cheetos, pizza and frappé coffee - can’t be good for the old colon that stuff, so get your lips ready Briggsy - you just never know, next time she’s over here and left on her own for 5 minutes, you could be in there….!