Golf Can Make You Deaf - Daily Mail headline of the year
2009: Anorak’s Diary
Obama rising, Gore sinking, Jamie Oliver exported, Beckham chipping, Ledger returning
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Tits For Tatler: Sados Geldof, Wood And Stewart
RULES of celebrity journalism, No. 3:
All daughters of popstars, however ugly the man, always - always! - take their looks from their model and/or blonde mums.
If they lovelies look like their porridge-faced dad the writer should focus on papa’s best feature and say how well it suits his stunning daughter.
This way Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof can all feature on the cover of fashion magazines with no fear that the hacks will scream “WTF!”.
They should not wonder that the organ has changed its name to Gargoyles Weekly, a fetish mag for those enthused by shots of vapid, hatchet-faced women.
It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes - the Sados (sons and daughters of stars) are in the altogether / But all together the altogether / They’re altogether as naked as the day that they were born / And it’s altogether too chilly a morn!… in Hell…
Of course, it might all mean that the fashion industry has moved away from an obsession with a narrow range of formula looks…
Posted: 2nd, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Comments
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Well said! (Shouldn’t they call it GarGirls (!) Weekly?) Any road, I’m scuttling off to buy a copy, kind of a souvenir issue …
December 2nd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
One thing’s for sure, they didn’t get to be on the cover of Tatler on the grounds of their devastatingly superior model looks. (spits out what appears to be a sour grape..)
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:15 pm
F*** me. Don’t they have any self-realisation?
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:21 am
Leah Wood is a bony-fidey model and ARTIST, I’ll have you know. You could tell that, surely?