Tits For Tatler: Sados Geldof, Wood And Stewart

RULES of celebrity journalism, No. 3:

All daughters of popstars, however ugly the man, always - always! - take their looks from their model and/or blonde mums.

If they lovelies look like their porridge-faced dad the writer should focus on papa’s best feature and say how well it suits his stunning daughter.

This way Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof can all feature on the cover of fashion magazines with no fear that the hacks will scream “WTF!”.

They should not wonder that the organ has changed its name to Gargoyles Weekly, a fetish mag for those enthused by shots of vapid, hatchet-faced women.

It’s like the Emperor’s New Clothes - the Sados (sons and daughters of stars) are in the altogether / But all together the altogether / They’re altogether as naked as the day that they were born / And it’s altogether too chilly a morn!… in Hell…

Of course, it might all mean that the fashion industry has moved away from an obsession with a narrow range of formula looks…

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