Skippy Nicola McLean Knocks David Van Day Into A Cocked Hat

BLUE Peter Garden survivalist Nicola McLean is not only a massive pair of Jordans – she’s a massive pair of Jordans with a lack of self-awareness that would put Tatler’s three witches to shame.

Says Nicola in the Star, which offers her more support than a cheerleader in a Wonderbra:

“Don’t let him [David Van Day] win… he came in with a game plan… The man is desperate for fame.”

This advice comes equipped with pictures of McLean shoving her Jordans out and so too her arse.

Nicola says her “boobs were the “stars of the show”.

She’s wrong, of course. The real stars of I’m A Celebrity are the celebrity insects and Skippy, whose lust for lost fame knocks both Van Day and McLean’s efforts into an appetising cocked hat…

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Posted: 4th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink