Paris Hilton Duets With Cliff Richard

NEWS is that Paris Hilton want to star in Tinkerbell, the Peter Pan spin-off being lined up by Disney Studios.

The Superficial investigates:

WALT DISNEY: Damn, I can’t believe that freezing shit worked. Thanks for thawing me out.
EXEC: Our pleasure, sir. We’d like you to meet the new face of Tinkerbell. This is Paris Hilton.
PARIS: Hello! Mickey Mouse is hot.
WALT: Why does this young woman smell of ham and vinegar?
PARIS: My daddy’s a billionaire which allowed me to live a promiscuous lifestyle full of unprotected sex and undeserved celebrity status. Tee hee!
WALT: *blinks* I want to go back. Put me back!
EXEC: Sir, that’s the refrigerator.
WALT: How do you set this thing to 3000 AD? Is it the broccoli?

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