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NOEL Gallagher has “admitted the has started sleepwalking”, reports the Sun.
Gallagher recounts the tale of how he awoke to find himself no longer in his bed but on a different floor. “I can’t remember getting there,” he says.
His girlfriend Sarah wonders if he could be suffering form short-term memory loos, or sleepwalking. “This is incredible,” says she. “Where would you end up? You could end up anywhere.”
Indeed he could. Gallagher lives in a big house. He could end up on any number of sofa, before any number of tellies, on any number of beds. Best warn the housekeeper.
As this video shows, Noel can be danger to others.
Posted: 5th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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December 5th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Many have suspected that he listens to the Beatle’s and Kink’s back catalogues in his sleep and then forgets he has done so. A not so rare complaint known as the Lloyd-Webber syndrome