Jeremy Piven Launches Career As A French Themometer

JEREMY Piven has ended his run in Broadway’s “Speed-the-Plow,” citing a condition attributable to a high mercury count.

Says David Mamet, who wrote the showbiz satire:

“I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer.”

A French one.

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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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