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BIG Brother is the play for our times. All lines are as quoted by the players. The blog:
Day 22
Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka. Jons-so-so-so-so-n.
Ulrika emerges and goes straight for the panty liners gig. She can make it her own.
Obama. Ulrika. Manchesta. Does your name end in an “a”? What about a vowel?
“I think Coolio at one stage, about 10 days in or two weeks in, he went, ‘Hey man, you are a Leo’, and suddenly that was why we weren’t getting on - because we are both Leos. But really, actually, it was because he was so dominant and I just felt that if you just have one person who is incredibly dominant it is so hard for everybody else. He provided an amazing energy in the house and was great entertainment.”
She hated him.
But what next for the gang:
Ulrika: The face of Panty liners
Terry: Magazine show on Manchester telly; anew nodding head on 100 Best Masterchef Plates.
Coolio: The Simpson stage play - Abe
LaToya: Latoya or La Toya. Discuss on chat shows
Ben: A1 reform. A1 de-form
Verne: New baby Geroge Doors on Shooting Stars
Lucy: The only way is down
Tina: Acting herself
Michelle: The face of non-drip tanning creams
Tommy: Milk Tray, the problem years
Mutya: Stop the pigeon!
Day 21
AFTER yesterday’s “FIX”, today it is the turn of a Big Brother race row to infect the Star’s front page, and this one involves Ulrika Jonsson.
Jonsson is accused of being “anti-black”, says the paper. Well, from four children by four fathers not one displays even a hint of colour. But racist?
Can it not be argued that she favour blacks and has spared them her bed and blushes?
“Ulrika in new big bro race row – Coolio: ‘She doesn’t like black people.’”
The Star is at pains to point out that there is no evidence that the woman who dated mixed race footballer and reformed dogger Stan Collymore is a bigot.
So why does it lead with a Big Brother race row and mention Ulrika, adding inside the organ: “There is absolutely no suggestion Ulrika made any racist comments or acted in a racist way.”
Indeed. There is not a shred of evidence. The paper does hear this from Coolio, who tells Terry:
“I started thinking: ‘Why doesn’t Ulrika like La-Toya?’ We’re the only two…”
The paper says the sound was then cut. So does he say Ulrika “doesn’t like” black people? Dunno.
“ULRIKA’S FINAL INSULT” screams the Star.
But there is no insult. There is no racism. There are two headlines. And – who knows – maybe a court case…
Day 18:
Michelle - goodbye.
EACH morning hacks on the Daily Star’s Big Brother beat draw lots to see if the headline will feature the world “Race”, “Bully” or “Fix”.
Tense times at the Star’s officers. The words are penned on a page three stunnas breasts and the head of investigative reporting invited to spin round three times and grope for a notelet.
Success. And today Star readers get:
“MICHELLE AND BEN IN BIG BROTHER VOTE…FIX”
The bitchy accusations came as it emerged yesterday that Liberty X star Michelle shares the same showbiz agent as former A1 singer Ben, 27.
Being Ben’s agent must be one of the toughest jobs in showbiz, especially with supermarkets closing and Woollies out of business.
Says Terry Christian, 48:
“It’s always been a ploy to have a fake romance to win this show.”
For what it’s worth, the big romance has been between Terry and Coolio. Terry has acted as Coolio’s translator, taking the great man’s words and bringing them down the mountain – across the ashtray – to the other housemates.
Coolio: “Coolio has seen many women and Coolio knows.”
Terry: “Coolios says he’s sorry for an offence caused and just letting off steam.”
Coolio: “Coolio want to be Coolio.”
Terry: “Coolio says cheese if the future.”
As for Michelle and Ben, we wish them luck – more so their agent…
PS- one of them’s getting the boot tonight.
Day 17:
Tag-team indifference.
Day 16:
Farewell Mutya Buena. You came. You were seen. You showed everyone your tattoos. Not one person made a joke about stopping the pigeon. For shame!
You walked - with one foot in front of the other, in rhythm.
“No way am I staying a day longer, I’ve already told them I don’t care what I lose. If they want to fight me they can. I’m not unpacking my suitcase and that’s it. I’m going.”
And with that she was gone.
Leaving Michelle Heaton in situ. Michell won’t run. She can’t - that tan is set hard…
Day 15:
Tag-team hissy fits
Posted: 24th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Photojournalism Comments (63) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 2nd, 2009 at 5:09 am
I didn’t know bb was still being done and people still watch it…and care? Amaz-ing.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
If the Tomoyah’s trial is as fixed as celeb B.B……then there will be only one winner…..
ULREE>>KA>>KA….the queen of reality T.V.
January 27th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Tomoyah Sheridan and Princess Shrek (Gail Sheridan) may stand trial on perjury charges.
The charges relate to evidence given during Mr Sheridan’s defamation victory against the News of the World in 2006.
The newspaper had published sex and drugs claims against Tomoyah.
The investigation was launched after a judge said conflicting evidence in the defamation trial may have meant some people were perjuring themselves.
Preliminary hearing fixed for 26 February 2009 at the High Court in Edinburgh and a trial will then be fixed for later on in the year.
January 27th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
The Star kicked off a white backlash, it’s the only real explanation. Karen! I hate bbbm’s Jack, is he a “child drama school comedian”? He can certainly read an auto-cue and his bottle crashed at the Tomoyah/Latoya show. No mention of sex clubs or perjury case = chicken sh!t.
For example: Tommy I knew that you’d get on with Verne coz I heard your wife likes miniatures! Boom, Boom!!
January 26th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
I think Verne snogging the doll fixed his chances before that. I probably would have turned it off had I been watching, which I wasn’t
January 26th, 2009 at 8:32 am
omg i loved cbb this year it was sooooooooooooooo class
January 25th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
It was Coolio who was racist asking Ulrika if she had slept with a black man and if she had a black baby…. imagine if anyone had dared ask Coolio if he had a white baby?
I’m not a fan of Ulrika’s by any means but, apart from Ben, she was the best of a really nasty lot. and certainly not racist!
The three Americans all blew their chances when they went ‘all american’ in the diary room together and LaToyah/Michael complained about the Brits not stepping away from the screen during the inauguration of B.O. to let the Amercians have front row. that was so funny……. one could almost see the votes slippng away!
Not that I was watching of course!!
January 25th, 2009 at 5:14 am
annie1
Not sure if she offspring. Ulrika 4×4 Jonson?
And she wasn’t remotely racist. Coolio set out to annoy people and LaToya didn’t like Ulrika because Ulrika looked angry all the time (which she was).
January 25th, 2009 at 12:41 am
What a lot of tosh!! Ulrika ? well in my opinion she didn’t even make a good job of weather forcasting. When will these self titled “celebs” realise that they have had their day - time to admit that its over!!!!! Has been? or never really was ?. I am not sure if the Swede has any offspring - but I would think that if she has they will be hiding under a pillow at this moment - hoping that this whole sorry saga will go away.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
as for the whole racial thing, yea coolio ws spot on stating the obvious but we just choose to not notice it (for some reeaaason) like every other big brother show
January 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
the results were definately a typical fix n i bet the votes gt messed wit cos if netin ulrika ws spose to go first n she ws last? letoya ws probably meant to be the winner as she went first from the last 5..has it ever made u wonder whether it was deliberately switched round because we all predicted wt the results were gna be
January 24th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I firmly believe…and so does Ulrealka ka…although this is.nt confirmed…that she is such a big celebrity and so well loved by all…that she should now be given her own show by Endemol…..instead of celebrity big brother…
UnREALKA…KA BIG BROTHER….the well loved, once weather girl, and now Celeb B.B. winner plays the part of presenter …and all the contestants in the house too.
It will make wonderful reality T.V. and we would’nt need to watch to see who the winner is.
January 24th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
…and so so reality t.v…..after all is Ulrika..ka not the prototype and role model for the darker version of herself..the Diva .. .that is Davina ….
January 24th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
…but predictable
January 24th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Sad.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:23 am
I told you Ulrika ka is all realka ka…she is the perfectly appropriate, celubrious and may I say…most gorgeous..winner of celebrity B.B…….reality on T.V.
…
January 24th, 2009 at 7:18 am
I watch it all the time - thank God I’m a great multi-tasker.
BBBM was genius. I love Jack!
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
John Leslie to win!
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:03 am
I never watch it personally. Didn’t they all go to bed early for a last night? Apparently. So I am told
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:39 am
I like Terry and didn’t expect to! He can laugh at himself which is unusual among that self-obsessed lot!
La Toyah IS Michael. No question. Two faced. Ha ha ha.
Tommy is as I expected, a pontificator who laughs loudly in the wrong places showing a reall lack of humour, but Ben for me is the dark horse, quite cute in a boyish way. (I have shoes older than him)
I have little time for Ulrika after the John Leslie thing but I do think Coolio went beyond the line with her and also with Michele. Coolio for the firing squad!
Verne is weird but then I guess he has had many bridges to cross to get where he is so I forgive him. (loved the diary room ramraid)
Not that I’ve been watching it of course.. load of old rubbish, I mean, who watches that stuff?
January 20th, 2009 at 3:19 am
Blackbob
I agree with your assessments.
We’re stuck with Tommy though - no one ever moves to Cuba.
January 19th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
The real revelation for me has been Terry, I thought I’d hate the manky gobshite, but I don’t. Even ‘though he’s got a face like a well slapped arse, he seems like a decent/down to earth bloke. He can also teach Tomoyah Sheridan how to pronounce Jalepeno. As for the dwarf guy - he’s wee and that’s it (apart from his creepiness).
Coolio is Coolio, only much dumber. Ms Jackson makes up for her lack of nose and charisma by being a scheming cow. Michelle looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz and has the brain of a scarecrow, and if she has a heart it’ll be totally devoted to herself. Ben’s alright actually. Eureeka is a blonde version of the black widow spider.
But Tomoyah sheridan is a hypocritical cnut who, hopefully, will piss off to Cuba.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:14 am
Ooh, it’s like being on Digital Spy (but better, obviously
).
January 19th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Blackbob
I thought you didn’t like him over the sectarian song thingy (which wasn’t his fault and he wasn’t being sectarian - I’d know I’m a Catholic Rangers fan - I only just recently stopped hyperventilating when the issue gets mentioned…
).
But you’re entirely justified in slagging him off for his socialism/baldness/facial expressions/bellowing/excessive body hair/working out/tanning/vanity/villa in Cardonald etc. etc…
I’ve gone off him since he sneered at Ulrika tonight - she may be a moody cow, but she’s a moody cow with and 7 month old - and he’s being mean.
January 18th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Tomoyah Sheridan says “property is theft”, I take it then that he doesn’t own his own house, car etc,..I should lay off Tomoyah coz he’s a militant socialist doh! aye and Cuba’s a free country where you don’t get murdered for opposing the ruling red fascist clique!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Does anyone else think that Tomoyah Sheridan has aged in the last few days? He’s even baldier than when he first went in and the facial expressions are more like Wallace (fae Wallace & Grommit) every day. As for his neddy numpty laugh, geezabrek!!
January 18th, 2009 at 1:57 am
I like Terry though.
Identities are weird things - if you think about them (and he’s smart) you can’t help but get screwed up.
January 18th, 2009 at 12:35 am
Mods
It was all in the live streaming!!!
January 18th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Blackbob
It was about nearly being attacked by a Rangers Fan, then he told one about him chasing Rangers Fans when he was a teenager and was being ‘daft’.
Then it turned into blokey boasting about football hooligans and American gangs in general.
But I’d lay off Tommy - he’s a militant socialist before he’s anything.
It’s Terry that’s been pushing the Irish chauvinist thing (for whatever emotional reasons) and he started it on day one when he said Sheridan and Malone where both good Irish names and they should start a Celtic group and Ulrika was a thin-lipped Anglo-Saxon - but Tina is all about Liverpool and I think Tommy is perfectly happy being a Scot.
January 17th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Verne said that Tomoyah told them his soccer story - can anyone enlighten? No doubt it involves “Shareen Nanjani”.
January 17th, 2009 at 1:48 am
I wanted Coolio to win but the old gits may have hit a tipping point - if 4 middle-aged men start ganging up on a harassed single-mother they could look like right bastards - even drunk, womanising, wannabe gangster Verne.