Lucy Pinder Lesbian Shockers

WHAT is Lucy Pinder’s “LESBO SECRET”?

For a full four years, Pinder enthusiasts waited for Lucy to reveal her nipples.

Speculation was rife that beneath her hands and bra were not conventional teets, rather tufts of ginger hair, two singing mouths or moles that resembled Noel Edmonds in full face (right) and profile (left).

Even this week’s issue of Nuts leads with a picure of Pinder’s nipples covered with the words “LUCY!” and “COR!”.

And then the nipples were exposed. The truth was mundane, but not altogether disappointing.

Now the Sport leads with news of another Pinder secret, and this one is to do with lesbians.

The Sport has a snap of Pinder “snogging a girl”. Inside and readers see Pinder kissing the cheek of Michelle Marsh, fellow pneumatic glamour model.

And… And well, who knows what depravity occurred when the cameras shopped flashing? Chances are they got their chests out and, while standing up, pushed them together, just as all lesbains do of an evening.

Chances are they then dressed as schoolgirls and one bent over the desk and kicked up a leg and the other held a hand to her face and with her mouth shaped into pefect ‘o’ raised a cane and then a plumber arrived with a new box of chalks…

Lesbians know the rest.

Sport watchers with restricted to the internet can only imagine, and with the aid of a few DVDs and 0800 numbers, imagine really hard…

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