Smoke Au Paul Revoir On Baggy Jonathan Ross And Tom Cruise

BY now you and Tom Cruise will be wondering what Jonathan Ross has been up to.

The Star says Ross has been writing comic books, adding, “It’s a lot harder than I thought.”

At which point a man standing to Ross’s side wet himself – literally – as he laughed hard and when Ross looked over, harder still.

In the Mail, Ross has been wearing a tracksuit. Paul Revoir asks:

Where’s your pwide gone Wossy…? Chat show host goes out and about in a drab tracksuit… Puffy-eyed, and a touch wan, it was only the cigar clenched between his teeth that gave a clue to his celebrity status.

Who needs an orange tan, bi-polarity and an eating disorder when you can cement your celebrity status with a big cigar?

Revoir goes on:

Whatever happens, Ross, will have to start smartening up his act ahead of the return of his Friday night chat show on January 23. Producers are hoping to line up Tom Cruise - not a man known for looking slovenly.

Or for smoking…

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Posted: 9th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink