Prince Harry’s Shame: Hal’s Admits To Having A ‘Paki’ Friend
PRINCE Harry’s popularity has been on the wane in Pakistan ever since he decided to attend a party dressed as Adolf Hitler and NOT local celebrity Osama bin Laden.
In a bid to repair the damage Harry has befriended a “Paki”, but it might be too little, too late.
“SORRY’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH,” announces the Mail’s front page. Sky news says the Army is investigating.
Says an Army source source:
“Paki has long been a term of abuse in the Army. But now Harry has undone years of tradition in saying it was friendly banter. How long before he’s drinking Flaming Bentleys with gooks, Red Sea pedestrians, wogs, wops, dagos and – God help us – krauts.”
On the video, Harry can be heard introducing “Our little Paki friend… Ahmed.”
Ahmed is thought to be Ahmed Raza Khan, a Pakistani who won the award for the best overseas cadet at Sandhurst Military College.
Says St James’s Palace spokesman Peter ‘Nigger’ Blackrod:
“Prince Harry fully understands how offensive this term can be… However, on this occasion three years ago, Prince Harry used the term without any malice and as a nickname about a highly popular member of his platoon.”
The cad!
To further shock, the video footage later shows Harry telling a comrade:
“F*** me, you look like a raghead.”
Whether he as referring to the Taliban or Iraqi insurgents is unclear, but the thought of the third in line to the thrown considering a man of swarthy complexion a “comrade” will leave many hard-working Britons sick to the pits of their stomachs…
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January 15th, 2009 at 10:38 am
You been showering in absinthe again Percy?
January 15th, 2009 at 8:46 am
I apologise for my anti-monarchial missives on the Ponce Prince. I like to feel that I am a peace loving man but with a name like Percy Stilton I have been subjected to much name calling and barracking and it pisses me off… to the point where I want to piss in the perpetraitors eye . I thus ended up empathising with Ahmed and taking The Ponce to task…. but now I know that Ahmed & Sooty actually like being called stupid names by Harry and his daddy…well lets just say…Percy is now at ease.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:55 am
From what I can make of it, Paki and Raghead are nicknames that comrades give each other, and what is said in the barracks should stay in the barracks. And, to make matters worse, it was a home video and it was stolen, and later found its way into the media. How low is that! No racial comment was intended by Harry at all. Bet they have a nickname for him! All in good fun.
January 14th, 2009 at 3:43 am
Percy
Stop chattering I’m trying to listen to ‘6th Sense With Colin Fry’ - he’s just made contact with the Queen Mum…
January 14th, 2009 at 2:54 am
I’ll snap needles off in your testicles darling boy.
PING !!
WHILST BITING YOUR BIFFINS-BRIDGE.
PERCY SOOTY LOVER.
THE DAY IS VERY CLOSE NOW…
Daddy x.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
,,,speak to me DaDDY!
January 13th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
…is that you Charles?
January 13th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
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January 13th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I’d nut you in the clock Percy, I love the monarchy, they’re the only institution left that reminds us of the incredible British continuum of colonial history.
Certainly better than masturbating over photos of Tony fuckin’ Bliar, you freak.
January 13th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
…am I allowed to laugh at that June?…I wonder what Sooty calls Harry’s dad?
January 13th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Percy,, that was C&C not moi, btw seems Harry’s dad calls a friend of his ‘Sooty’
January 13th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Well that explains everything…
January 13th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
What kind of piss-poor Prince do you take me for, June?
I only drink Absinthe….
January 13th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Seems Percy Stilton has also been at the port on this not so cold winters morn! ;).
January 13th, 2009 at 8:54 am
…Karen … last word….can I please borrow your copy of The News of the World.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Karen…you have obviously never read The Sun ..so have never heard of The Hero of Helmand….well I am Percy the Piss- poor Prince…Hero of The Park…and Great British Bigot to boot.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:26 am
…but I am also in training to be an army officer and order my men to blow people to bits…it helps to be a bit aggressive…
January 13th, 2009 at 8:05 am
I can’t remember threatening anyone . I will say no more…I would hate to offend the Royals.
January 13th, 2009 at 7:49 am
…I am in training to be a Prince
January 13th, 2009 at 7:46 am
I agree Karen …everything I said I meant. I am also a bigot . I am aggressive & insulting…I hang my head in shame .
January 13th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Karen, I’m with you.
We have….. Jock, Paddy, Taffy. We call the French frogs, the Germans Krauts and the Spanish Daegos.
The lists are endless. I use none of them and it would be nice if we really were ‘one family..one world’ but it ain’t gonna happen anytime soon.
January 13th, 2009 at 3:46 am
Percy
Pot, Kettle, stainless steel. Anti-Royal bigotry that results in aggressive personal insults and threats is nastier than the non-malicious use of a racist slang term.
Although why is Paki racist? It’s only the first four letters of the name of their country. It’s like Scot being racist. Is it just the horrible plosive sound? Let that be a lesson - always use soft letters like l and s when naming your country.
Try being insulting by calling someone an ‘Eng’ - it’ll never work. Although you could say ‘Enger’ - an English minger.
Stinky Enger…
January 12th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
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January 12th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Blame P.R, they placed Ahmed in Harry’s det, along with a black fellow, to exemplify just how ‘multicultural’ H.M.S is.
Why should H mix with people he har nothing in common with ?
January 12th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Yet again, we see that this offspring of an affair has shown that he really has no royal blood. He is a prick. Stupidity flows down that tree, philip at the top,Andrew is not a total loss. Edward and Charles are both muppets. Camilla is a horse, that Is the Princess of Wales, and If Charlie gets the thrown.. We will have a muppet as King, and Miss Piggy as Queen!
William seems to have some sense..but even he is thrown into abuse of power.. (helicopter landing in your girlies garden!)
Harry.. You are a muppet. Nazi outfits, Raghead/Paki comments.. You are a real dissapointment. I really hope you can seek forgiveness from your father. and maybe from Charles too.
January 12th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I know so June…. and the fact that the right royal media under the rule of murdoch are running this story is a good indication of that fact.
I would like to apologise for my gratuitous use of the P word. only said it last to keep Blackbob calm & quiet in the fact that he is safe to sleep in his bed somewhere in suburbia, with Percy as the Peoples Piss- Poor Prince…and Ahmed ..a thousand miles in Afghanistan.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
I can never get excited about someone I don’t personally know or a non-story story as this is; especially as it happened over two years ago.
Life’s too short and blood pressure too precious to waste emotions on stuff like this. IMO of course!
I really really don’t care.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Nah don’t think so Percy, the govt bankers et al are up to something and this is smokescreen
January 12th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I put myself forward as a volunteer to succeed , where The Ponce Prince Harry has so predictably failed, ….that is….if you don’t mind your majesty….could Percy be the new piss-poor peoples prince….& poet of this green & pleasant land… that is your backgarden…Britain..?…..
I promise …I am not a Paki.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
…and I think you will find June that it is The Royals who are burying their ” badnews” and their be jeweled heads in the sand…shame they are’nt burying them in shame..or concrete
Harry do the honourable thing….and piss off you piss poor, over privileged ponce of a prince…..an officer & gentleman…. my dogs arse .