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JAMIE Oliver is to launch a range of shops that will tech customers how to cook ingredients they have bought.
The shops will be called…Recipease and the first will open in Clapham, that area of South London populated by white people not raised in south London.
Says Jamie:
“By having trained chefs helping the customers, I think we can get people excited about food.”
This would be the customer that can buy Jamie’s cook books, watch Jamie’s recipes on the telly and buy ready meals at Jamie’s employer Sainsbury’s - meals that feature instructions on how to cook them written on the side in plain English.
Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 17th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I’ve lived in the area all my life and I’m not white! It’s BATTERSEA, not Clapham.
I’ll give this place a try.
March 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
That sounds like a capital idea.
March 5th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
i’m going there tonight. i went in yesterday and i think its great. i can cook very well but will be making pizza from scratch tonight, which i’ve never tried before. yes i’m white. yes i’m local. so what?!
February 23rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
Is it a local shop for local people?
February 22nd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Pease Pottage in Sussex
February 22nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
To reflect the ethnicity of the local population,how about calling it rice’n'pease then?
February 22nd, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Not good, I deduce.
I think the pink salt is rather pretty…
February 22nd, 2009 at 7:36 pm
I don’t care where his shops are. I won’t visit them as I’m still traumatised by the unique experience of using his shaker…. WITH oil and vinegar in it, BEFORE I started shaking…
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
If Pamela Newland was genuinely from Clapham she would spell it Cla’ham, which is how people living in Clapham pronounce it.
I’ll leave the pun on fish shops in Battersea to some other punter…
February 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 am
Can you live very locally? How local is very local? Is it as local as not so local or localler?
February 21st, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Yes, it’s Battersea, NOT Clapham. Please do us the courtesy of getting our address correct.
February 20th, 2009 at 1:50 am
This shop is not in Clapham it’s in Battersea. Londons largest concentration of Black people, outside of Brixton, live very locally.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Gordon Ramsey has already beaten him to it…..
Gordon Ramsey Baked Beans :
Instructions: Open the ****ing tin and put the beans in a ****ing pan you ****.