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Nadya Suleman Is The Sarah Palin Two Womb Britney Spears Jolie Hybrid

NADYA Suleman, Octomum, she of the Octoclown face, and the Octowomb – eat your heart out two wombs Sarah Palin! – is now a bona fide celebrity.

She is Britney Spears. She is Angelina Jolie. She is Everymum.

As this picture shows, Nadya has the coffee cup, the hand in the lens, the smile and the pedicure.

Very soon she will shave her head, tattoo her index finger and attract the attention of rent-a-quote Lily Allen to say something unpleasant about her bi-polarism.

Nadya will then tell us how she is the reincarnation of Jacob’s Biblical wives – all of them – and think it ironic (surely, surreal? – ed) that while her past life is celebrated in the Good Book her current existence is held up as epitome on mental negligence and greed.

Before that, though., Nadya needs to become a victim:

Nadya’s dad is complaining to Oprah Winfrey, and her life studio audience and comatose viewers, about the, er, media:

Nadya Suleman’s father told Oprah Winfrey on her talk show that his daughter was under duress before giving an interview to NBC and should have been given time to recover from giving birth to octuplets.

“They took her out of the hospital by midnight to a secret location,” Suleman’s father Ed Doud told Winfrey on the show that aired Tuesday. “They did not even give her a chance to rest, to sleep, where she’s still under medication and not feeling well.

“They bombard her with all these cameras,” Doud said. “I am not saying that they kidnapped her. What I am saying is that it absolutely should have given her a little time until she heals at least and not be under so much medication.”

Or as victimised Nadya puts it in Us Weekly:

Us: I saw your dad gave an interview to Oprah. Why didn’t you?
S: I really wish he didn’t. I would have liked to go on Oprah — since her audience is mainly female, I think it would have heightened things so much more. You know, it would have been way more emotional.

Why do they stare?

Spotter: Deceiver

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Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink

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Kayla says:
July 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 am

She can’t handle any of the kids. She’s a terrible Mother. The kids are sad, aggressive , children. 3 had behavior problems serious enough to be declared ‘disabled’….and that was before the octuplets. Her 2 year old bites, hits, and pulls her hair (we’ve seen on her videos), and they stay up alll night, have no schedule, etc. These are HUGE red flags for CPS, and I sure wish they’d move in before someone gets hurt or worse. This is going to be BAD BAD BAD situation in a few years…. heck it already is.. but it will only get worse. Those kids need help and intervention.

June says:
March 1st, 2009 at 10:40 pm

Not only for the kids, her parents too…still it will all fall apart soon when the octuplets get discharged into State care

dairy says:
February 27th, 2009 at 2:41 pm

yup - got it in one June…. she’s already proved she can’t cope with 6 so she hasn’t got a hope in hell with 14….
I feel sorry for the kids - they are going to miss out big style while Mummy pursues fame and fortune….

June says:
February 27th, 2009 at 10:46 am

Wonder what she will do when the reality of all those children hits? Or is she so in Walter Mitty land every one else will have to pick up the pieces?

June says:
February 26th, 2009 at 11:33 pm

Bollox