Celebrity Cull: Tiger Eats Great Wall Of China Walker And Dancing On Ice Casualties

CELEBRITY Cull update: Tiger eats walker on Great Wall Of China and Dancing On Ice’s fractured scaphoid

IN China, 20-year-old Guo is walking along the Great Wall of China. He jumps down onto the Badaling Wildlife World to take a shortcut.

As the Mail says in true scare story mode:

“[He] was instantly killed when he landed in the jaws of a tiger.”

Big jaws, or a little man.

“He was knocked to the ground, the tiger bit into his throat and he died instantly,” said a wildlife official, giving his name as Wang.

Anorak readers will recalls that in 2008, Gemma Atkinson, Dannii Minogue, Cliff Richard, Anton du Beke and Toyah Willcox walked the Wall to raise monies for cancer charities.

All, incredibly, survived “sheer clifftops”, “perilous valleys” and ancient Chinese stone cladding?

In Dancing On Ice, the show at the forefront of the recession-busting move to reduce to the EU Celebrity Mountain, Fighting the pain, Coleen Nolan dances to Shirley Bassey’s Diamonds Are Forever with skating partner Stuart Widdall and her fractured scaphoid.

Donal MacIntyre, who last week revealed a huge bruise covering the top half of his left leg, performed to Bryan Ferry’s Seventies song Let’s Stick Together with Florentine Houdiniere.

Still they go on. But how much more the celebrities take?

Bring on the tigers…

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