Kerry Katona Milked And Bled Dry
KERRY Katona is divorcing Mark Croft. She’s looking for her money, which – get this – she might have spent.
Kerry is starring in a new fly-in-the-sink show. Now read on…
Sunday Mirror (front page): “KERRY: HE HAS BLED ME DRY.”
News of the World (front page): “KERRY: Mark Bled Me Dry.”
Worse:
Meanwhile, pals claim Mark will fight Kerry for half of everything if she goes ahead with a divorce. One said: “He has vowed he’s had nothing to do with her lost millions, even though people are trying to make out he has milked her dry.”
Can you milk one of these?
Kerry Katona so skint she can’t even afford a pint of milk
And:
Frank said last night: “Kerry does not have a pot to p*** in - she’s living off handouts from family and friends.
No piss to take. That’s how dry she is… Someone one give her a drink, or not…
Posted: 15th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 16th, 2009 at 9:26 am
…another one with a car-crash of a life…..
March 15th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Poor old Kerry, to think that having celebrity cancer would have outshone celebrity bi-polar.
March 15th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
….I believe MTV are running the Pimp My MCPudding show and Kerry has asked the cameras never to leave her alone during another coke fuelled crisis .I love children’s T.V…..it’s pure class A.
March 15th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
…I bet the media mad man , Max Clifford, is glad he dropped this bag….selling Kerry’s McPudding’s desperate story could have made him look really sleazy & pimpy.
March 15th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
These sickly celeb stories are what women really, really want to read C&C judging by the racks of mags & rags that push this pap to their punters…..it’s called Girl Power …lets not forget that Kerry is a past Mother of the Year and deserves your money to help pay for her bi polar medication….or what men call…cocaine….oh …and her kids of course..lest we forget.
March 15th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
It was just a matter of time before Kerry K found some way of getting the sleb front pages back from Jade, we’ve been here before and I’m sure she’ll get back the Ferrari loving taxi driver after the story of their separation has been sold ten times over. (several today already it seems)
Then they’ll have another sleb renewal of vows or another baby to christen.
She must be really pis*ed off right now that she sacked Max Clifford a few short months ago leaving him free to spend ALL his time with Jade………..