Kerry Katona Swaps Iceland For Tesco’s
KERRY Katona says “Mark is trying to pull a fast one” on the Star’s cover.
The Mirror leads with a picture of Kerry kissing her husband Mark Croft on the lips. The image is captioned, “Oh no!”
Croft and Katona are in the carpark at Tesco’s. Anorak recalls the testimony of Leighton Ogden who claimed Katona showed him her frozen goods section around the back of Tesco in Warrington on Valentine’s Day, 2007.
Mirror readers should not worry – it might not be Croft who does it for Katona, rather the supermarket that excites her. Shoppers should refer to the small print on their Club Cards and check their points.
Says the Daily Record:
Friends washed their hands of Kerry Katona yesterday after she was seen kissing her “estranged” husband Mark Croft.
Scrub up good. Pass the wire brush.
In the Mail:
Then, after holding crisis talks yesterday, the two were pictured kissing in a Tesco carpark.
In opening hours.
He has “wormed his way back into her life” (Mirror).
“Kerry caves in to leeching hubby,” says the Sun.
The anxious star told pals yesterday the couple may be together at the Cheshire home, but things are NOT back to normal — even though they were seen kissing and holding hands when they went out yesterday afternoon. She insisted ex-cabbie Croft will be out again if it emerges he has put a foot wrong with her money.
Save up those supermarket points, Crofty, you might need them…
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March 17th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Slebland is, fortunately, remarkable for its absolute absence on the upcoming hols.
Not that I want to gloat or anything…
March 16th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Don’t anyone worry their little socks about Kerry. It’s been ‘confirmed’ now that she and him are back together already.
‘Just a tiff’ allegedly that was ‘blown out of proportion by the press’.
More like just another headline grabbing day in slebland!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:12 am
what I really want, nay need, to know about Kerry is….how much does she weigh today? …and when is her next book being published?….
March 16th, 2009 at 9:01 am
All it takes is a bag of coke and Kerry Katatonic is anybodys….I wonder how many tesco points you get for an 8 ball?………..if I were Crofty I would be pissed off with just a kiss from Kery…got to be worth at least a shag round the back of the store for a score?