Amy Winehouse Serenades Jade Goody

AMY Winehouse has been away. No, not collared by the Celebrity Police Service. Winehouse has been away in the Caribbean.

While you were watching Jade Goody, Winehouse returned to Blighty, to shows Brits what we’ve been missing by pleading not guilty to assaulting a dancer called Sherene Flash in central London last year.

It is rumoured that after the alleged offence, Wino did then fall to the floor performing her trademark impression of a hairdressing junior’s sweepings and screamed Blaaaaake.

Winehouse appeared at Westminster magistrates court to deny the charge. The press looks at the case of Amy Jade Civil. She pleads: not guilty.

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Let’s just go down the list of all the things that are right about this photo. Firstly, it looks like someone has been taking runway lessons while on holiday — and pouty lip night classes too. Secondly, that amazing floral dress with a black cardigan says, “Adios snow, hello sun!” In this case, snow really just means snow, so don’t get any metaphoric ideas. Lastly, that belt and frilly bow bra are working ivory white accents like an elephant on safari … It’s the perfect court-attire..

Apparently Amers fidgeted on the stand as she pleaded not guilty. By the looks of things I actually believe she may have her fish and chips back in one basket.

Amy Winehouse Says “No, No, No” To Assault - natch.

As a woman Winehouse looks so much fresher than she does as a man.

People:

Winehouse, 25, was dressed in a summery floral print, low-cut dress, which revealed her many tattoos and her bra strap, and four-inch pink stilettos

Take the straps down.

Amy Winehouse denies assault charges in upbeat court appearance

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Sky:

The singer appeared to listen to proceedings but fidgeted in her seat, adjusting the straps on her dress.

Daily Mirror

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The singer Amy Winehouse - while you were watching Jade Goody…

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