NEWS is that Octomum Nadya Suleman is reconsidering an offer to appear in a porn film.
Of course, porn is no longer porn but family entertainment that teaches kids that having sex is fun and millions of mums and dads that whatever else in life you lose and gain there will always be a niche audience for your look.
The National Enquirer takes up the story, saying that Suleman’s body might be rent, and for holiday lets shorter then 9 months.
What’s more, she won’t do full sex scenes, preferring a syringe and “topless” shots.
Of course, given that 14 children have dangled from the Suleman breasts, topless may require bottomless and the film may end up appealing to foot festishists and the makers of lino.
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April 9th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
What can I say, except to quote a sign I read in Russia in the early 1980’s…
“Make sure yourselves that this charmless city leaves you breathless and speechles.”