Video: Susan Boyle On Britain’s Got Talent

IN “MY LUST FOR PIERS” Britain’s Got Talent figure-of-fun Susan Boyle entertains Star readers with her untamed hair.

Britain’s Got Talent judges Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell are living in fear after sparking wild lust among the frisky show wannabes. Panicky Piers has been targeted by virgin and show favourite Susan Boyle, who last night revealed she wanted to get up close and personal with him.

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Simon is also fending off female advances in the larger-than-life shape of burlesque babe Fabia Cerra. But it’s Piers who is feeling the terror most.

Larger than life is usually tabloidese for “corrupt”, but Fabia has “enormous breasts”, and the billing may be literal. In the course of her routine, one of Fabia’s dish-sized nipple tassels flew off, and Cowell climbed on the stage to reattach it. Says she:

“Simon Cowell came on stage and popped my nipple tassel back on. I thanked him, he smiled and said it was a pleasure. The crowd just went nuts – they were absolutely loving it. I just made it part of the show and threw it at Simon. I wanted to get him involved.”

Save it for the Faliraki leg of the BGT tour. Let’s not peak too soon.

Says Susan Boyle:

“Up until now I have never met the right man but maybe that will change now I have met Piers. He’s a very handsome man. It is quite hard to choose between Piers and Simon because they’re both lovely but I think it would definitely be Piers.”

But the Britain’s Got Talent panel is no casting couch, a easy-wipe venue for the judges to pick the better looking, more shaggable contestants.

It’s not Pop Idol, American Idol, Soap Star Superstar, Strictly Come Dancing…

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Posted: 12th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink