Susan Boyle’s New Hair And Face Makeover: Pictures
SUSAN Boyle’s new look is a composite blend of auburn hair, six-inch heels, eyebrows arched like a lap-dancers buttocks, a bikini body and a wry smile.
Boyle is the Sun’s “brunette with talent”. She is the Mirror’s “haircut angel”.
To the Miss Toner salon in Whitburn, near Blackburn, West Lothian:
Crimper Caroline Boyle, 45 — no relation — is thought to have carried out the transformation. She dyed and then cut Susan’s hair before setting to work with straightening irons.
Susan, who has also had a FACIAL, left the shop at 3.30pm and raced to her sister Pamela’s silver Astra before driving off.
Hacks peer in:
An onlooker said: “Susan looked totally rejuvenated. She had her hair dyed and set in rollers to make the waves much smoother. It makes a huge difference. It knocks years off her.” – Daily Record.
The Star zooms in:
Her complexion also looked a lot smoother suggesting she may even have had Botox jabs.
Or maybe she just removed part of the mask and the wig that tuned Armani Dolce into ‘Susan Boyle’, the character created to teach us all a moral, theological and political lesson? Kate Moss knows. (Pictures of Armani here.)
Over in America, the beautiful people are reaching just above their noses and rubbing their lifted chins:
Susan Boyle is an example of an English phenomenon that will never happen in America. Why? Because American Idol, television’s most popular show, has an age limit. A woman who is 47 years old would never be allowed to get through the first round – USA Today
That would be Scottish Susan Boyle, star of Britain’s Got Talent, the UK equivalent of America’s Got Talent? But no matter - just Press F9 and download your Susan Boyle article.
Consider how diminished Boyle’s fame would be if she possessed traditional beauty and came from a glamorous background. We are so used to seeing shallow beauty that Boyle, had she possessed it, would’ve passed unnoticed no matter the caliber of her talent – Linnie Leavines, Daily Reveille
And in her penthouse flat in central London, Armani Dolce smiles.
By the time you read this, the Susan Boyle phenomenon may have begun to peter out, well on its way toward joining the fuzzily remembered ranks of such other embarrassing episodes in our nation’s history as the Macarena, streaking, the “Wazzzzup!” craze and the George W. Bush presidency – Mercury News
Or not…
Posted: 24th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Susan Boyle Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 28th, 2009 at 7:44 am
..sorry for the spelling mistakes.. like Anokrak…..I am having a few problems with my software.
April 28th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Hails…have you seen the leukaemia Rap by Leora?….see it here…
http://www.anorak.co.uk/?s=leora&submit=Go
These four lovely laies ..in bed together… having a laugh…nmasy not inspire you but it might bring a smile to someones face.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Let her enjoy her moment of fame and be spoilt for once in her life as it will be over all too soon. An inspiration?? Well if that is all it takes to inspire you who am I to laugh?
April 27th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
How could she be an “English phenomenon” when she isn’t from England as already stated? Might as well say she’s an Ethiopian or Brazilian phenomenon as it makes as much sense.
April 24th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
I’d hit it… With a 2 x 4
April 24th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
I’m sorry but it’s Les Dawson isn’t it
April 24th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
>>She is the Mirror’s “haircut angel”.<<
It’s things like this on this site that often make me laugh till it really, really hurts. I’m all weak now! You are unbelievable, Anorak - best site on the whole net.
April 24th, 2009 at 10:12 am
…as long as it is not as a result of excess wind….
April 24th, 2009 at 9:44 am
The best beauty treatment ever is a natural smile
April 24th, 2009 at 9:39 am
She’s really made it now
“Susan Boyle’s meteoric rise to fame has continued after she was name-checked in an episode of cult cartoon South Park.”
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Showbiz-News/Susan-Boyle-Mentioned-In-South-Park-Britains-Got-Talent-Star-Also-Dyes-Her-Hair-Brown/Article/200904415268479?lpos=Showbiz_News_First_Media_Article_Teaser_Region__0&lid=ARTICLE_15268479_Susan_Boyle_Mentioned_In_South_Park%2C_Britains_Got_Talent_Star_Also_Dyes_Her_Hair_Brown
April 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Go Susan, go! Whatever change you do for your look, really doesn’t matter; you deserve to ’spoil’ yourself! Just give us always the chance to hear your beautiful voice again and again. As l always tell : thanks she dared to show up to bgt, otherwise it would be another talented person left unknow (as many we still don’t know).
April 24th, 2009 at 9:10 am
What lovely thoughts….they should be written large….on a fridge magnet, Mia.
April 24th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Susan looks good. The eyebrows are very well done and look natural and her hair is modern for her age. Jolly good on her. With a bit of makeup and some clothes that suit her and ones she likes, she won’t know herself. `
April 24th, 2009 at 8:42 am
The baby faced Tiger sensation Susan Boyle should be put on the Twitter site, cos a lot of people wants to follow such an inspiring human being, like her, than, the useless so called (me, me, me )celebrity, who corrupted our society as a whole.
Susan tells the beauty of uniqueness, confidence, family values, respecting yourself, and others and be grateful and basically how not to be a copy cat, in order to reach your dreams( as the media tell us to buy the latest must have fashion, cosmetics, how beautiful people should look like, and so on)
Mia