WHO will play Jade Goody in Jade Goody The Musical?
The show is the work of Danny Hayward, Goody’s former business partner, who tells us that in order to keep the brand alive:
“If the show continues to raise awareness about cervical cancer, be a good night out and further her legacy, then it’s not really hurting anyone.”
Gimme a beat:
Cervical cancer
Necromancer
Jade Goody in a Hoody
A chancer’s dancer
Hayward says the musical is to be written by “well-known bands, who wish to remain anonymous”.
Showaddywaddy were ever a band to take risks, and it’s been too long since Hear’Say were in the fore of popular music.
So who plays Jade, or will she too remain anonymous, a famous actress dressed in a Hoody, her voice castrated by a mouthful of Goody Gracious Me chutneys from Jade’s range of condiments and pickles?
The smart money is on Jade Goody to play herself; the world’s greatest method actor reprising the role that made her famous.
Failing that, Letitia Dean, Kerry Katona or Pob, the children’s TV character (pictured).
Mum Jackiey: Cathy Burke, Mary the Punk from EastEnders, Fergie Duchess of York or anyone from Steps.
Jack: Danny Dyer, footballer John Terry (showing a Vinny Jones hand down the font of acting’s cod piece and grabbing on hard) or Pete Doherty.
Max Clifford: Ken Kercheval.
This will be genuine bona fide Cock-ernie fare.
Goody. Goody, Goody yum-yum…
Posted: 25th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 30th, 2009 at 1:57 am
‘Springtime for Hitler’ was a hit, why not ‘Summertime, and the Living -TV- is Easy’ ?
April 28th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
FFS why make a musical about a racist person and how they died its not exactly gunna
April 27th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Much better to put it in the graveyard slot on Living TV
April 27th, 2009 at 8:49 am
The Leukaemia Rap (… give some more)……say you saw the musical here..
http://www.anorak.co.uk/?s=leora&submit=Go
April 26th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Dr.Eggy……..Graham Norton had a wonderful time working the pig angle in every opening monologue to his show for the duration of Jade’s stay on Big Brother…..I hardly think he is best suited to be judging who plays Jaded Goodies in the musical …unless , that is, the title is to be……”Babe”……
April 26th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Just for clarification, I mean the bit on BBC1 where you have a sort of “squad rotation” of Messrs Norton, Winton and Barrowman.
April 26th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Oh God, I can almost see it on BBC being presented by Graham Norton in the Saturday evening token gay slot.
“You could be Jade”
How do you solve a problem like Jade?
April 26th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
The song and dance number that reveals her to be a racist bully should be a scream!
April 26th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
well i won’t be wasting any money on this. I never liked Jade Goody, and although it is sad she died, I have no wish to sit thru something trying to convince me this that she was a nice person really
April 26th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Don’t cry for me Upshire, Essex
The truth is I never left you, innit