Katie Holmes Kisses Susan Boyle

BRITAIN’S Got Talent favourite Susan Boyle is this year’s must-have celebrity accessory as Katie Holmes says she loves La Boyle.

Says Katie:

“I think she’s great.”

Great.

“I think whatever she wants to do, she can do.”

Can she fly to the moon on a Thetan space ship? Think it and achieve it. Right, Suri?

Oh, and Will and Grace actress Debra Messing said she cried when she saw Susan’s audition.

Everyone wants a piece of Our Susan to pet and call their own. You see, Susan Boyle is not a real person. Susan Boyle is a work of fiction to shape and form as we see fit. Susan Boyle is Hairy Maclary made human:

The plots of the Hairy Maclary books are generally simple, in keeping with the comprehension of the age group for which they are ranged. They generally involve Hairy and his friends in adventurous scenarios pitched against local cats, with an implication that the cats are more clever.

The Hairy Macangel:

The plots of the Hairy Angel books are generally simple, in keeping with the comprehension of the age group for which they are ranged. They generally involve Hairy and her friends in adventurous scenarios pitched against local cats, with an implication that the cats are more clever.

Says Susan Maclary:

“Wrowwww-w-w-w-w-w-
said Scarface Claw
The din was so awful
that up hill and down
you could hear the CACOPHONY
all over the town”

Other books in the Hairy Angel series:

• Hairy Maclary from Cowell’s Factory
• Hairy Maclary’s Hairy Hair
• Hairy Maclary’s Rumpus at the Salon
• Hairy Maclary’s Showbusiness
• Hairy Maclary, Obey
• Hairy Maclary and Zachary Quack

Susan Boyle  - what does she mean to you..?

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Posted: 29th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Susan Boyle Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink