Jennifer Aniston Adopts Nicholas John
CRUEL to make National Enquirer readers wait an entire seven days for their next instalment of Jennifer Aniston’s life, but the wait is worth is it as it the magazine’s proud and delightful duty to announce that Ms Jennifer Aniston of the Jolie-Pitt Anistons is “A MOM AT LAST!”
News is that Jen is “adopting a baby boy!”
And “You won’t believe his name?”
Is is:
Brad?
Angelina?
C**t—Face?
No!
It’s Nicholas.
Un-be-live-able!
And his middle name?
Pen*s-Chastity-Awkright-The-Third-Amadues-Mozart-Thor-Magnificent-Tuesday?
No!
Get this – it’s John, as in the American for a toilet!
Or as the Enquirer says, John is the name of Jennifer’s ex-lover. No, not him, or him, or him, or him, or them, or that – but him: John Mayer.
What are the odds?
Well, if she adopted in Thailand, pretty big. But Jen is getting her baby from a Beverly Hills agency.
Yeah, he already has his own agent!
Posted: 6th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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May 6th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Some celeprettywomen are too posh to push, some celeprettywomen are too impatient to be impregnated.