The Apprentice: Ben Clarke Creates Hunt For New Hate Figure
GOODBYE Ben Clarke, The Apprentice candidate who was being eaten by his suit.
And you’re passing leaves us with a problem: who do we now hat?
Hating is the whole point of The Apprentice. Viewers hate them all, and then a candidate you’ve never seen wins that office job in Brentwood.
So who?
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May 21st, 2009 at 11:15 pm
D’oh, I probably mean sky boxes. Dur
May 21st, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Does anyone know whether any of the old apprentices are still employed by AMSTRAD, or whatever he’s called now, and do they actually do anything constructive? As far as I know, and good luck to him, AMS’s riches are based on cheap stereos, crap email phones and sky dishes. What else does he actually sell, I’d love to know !
May 21st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Oh moderation. Fantastic.
Fool proof way to censor and keep the general public in disillusion.
It is people like yourselves, you are the cause of the current Britain crisis, where a large section of our population are unable to think fro themselves.
Publish my criticism.
I fucking dare you.
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Moderation? Don’t fecking flatter yourself.
Anorak readers are more than capable of working out who’s talking bollox and the above quote speaks for itself.
Go and get a sense of humour or stick to reading the Guardian.
BTW, did you actually count the words? Is that all the words in all of the linked articles? Wow, you’ve been a busy bee.
May 21st, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Ah a new bore, what fun
May 21st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Anorka! Give me loads of money. I fucking dare you (worth a try?)
Moderator - as far as I know Anorka prefers girls
May 21st, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Ryan - do you know the meaning of the word “satirical”….?
May 21st, 2009 at 3:08 pm
it’s got to be Debra - she’s got more testosterone going on than Howard and James put together…. although Yasmina’s definitely in the running for Stroppy Bitch of the series….
May 21st, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Oh moderation. Fantastic.
Fool proof way to censor and keep the general public in disillusion.
It is people like yourselves, you are the cause of the current Britain crisis, where a large section of our population are unable to think fro themselves.
Publish my criticism.
I fucking dare you.
Moderator - whatever…
May 21st, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I’ve read a few articles on this site, and I’m appalled to say the least…
Point number one…. You don’t even check your article for typos? What kind of journalist are you? Shall I recommend some 12 year olds that could do a better job.
Point number two…. You call this an article? Its 5990 odd words long, rapped up in a sadistic, unrepresentative comment about hatred.
Leading me nicely to my final, and the crux of my argument, that the apprentice is not to give sad, uneducated and painfully single-minded people like yourself the opportunity to hate people on a national scale…. Last time I checked it was to find Sir Alan’s apprentice? … But let me guess… I’m wrong..
I suggest you check again.
Nice one.