Kerry Katona Reunites With Atomic Kitten

A FEW days back, the Press Associaton brought the news: “Kerry Katona opens up on GMTV sofa.”

Old Mr Anorak read thatrand had to take a tincture. Others wondered if it was part of Channel’s 4’s season of live surgery, or if mum had run out of space in her Iceland chest freezer.

Now comes yet more chilling news: “Kerry Katona is to reform with Atomic Kitten.”

Rumours are that Kerry Katona has been offered a “six-figure sum” to be reunited with band mates Liz McLarnon, Natasha Hamilton and Jenny Frost for a “special” UK tour.

As the source says:

“The girls know the only way they’ll drum up any hype and support is by working with Kerry. Kerry wanted to focus on her acting, but the megabucks offer to reunite with her old band was too good an opportunity to turn down.”

Acting. When all else fails work on your acting. Right now Old Mr Anorak’s youngest, Glitter Steps Edmonds Anorak, is working on unloading the dishwasher for a new method acting play.

Kerry Katona is performing a post-modern work on the GMTV sofa…

Anorak

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