BRITNEY SPEARS is not only still wearing hot pants in the manner of a menstrual Max Wall but Britney Spears – yes, Britney Spears – is “plotting the filthiest aftershow party to hit these shores for decades”.
Gordon Smart says that Britney Spears is now such a massive talent that what the paying punters see is just a warm up to the main show, which they can’t.
But her gig flesh-flashing will be blown out of the water by the nearby indigO2 venue’s club night after each show. Club Dada starts when Britney leaves the O2 stage and will feature naked acrobats, topless burlesque babes and dancing dwarves.
While you get to see an ambulatory sack of spuds dance and sing like a flat spare tyre, Britney is entertained by dancers who can dance and dwarves that can balance trays of Cheetos on their heads.
Britney Spears exists as a pale imitation of the real Britney Spears that no-one outside her coterie of PRs and handlers gets to see…
Posted: 2nd, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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