Big Brother Sophie Reade Eyes Ronaldo’s Flake

BUSTY Big Brother agonist Sophie Reade says “her dream fella is Man U’s Cristiano Ronaldo”.

But their coupling will never work. The endless fights over who gets the Touche Eclat first; the moody silences as Ron wins the Gillette for Legs contract; the fact that she can keep not one but two balls in the air for hours at a time…

Says Sophie:

“I would like Cristiano Ronaldo wrapped up please.”

In brown paper and passed below the desk, madam?

Do you know what she likes best about Portuguese Ronaldo? His money? His fame? His bikini line?

Nope. Sophie Reade likes Ronaldo’s “brooding Spanish charm“.

Also:

“He is incredibly athletic so I wouldn’t have to worry about him flaking out on me.”

As in tiring out and not being caught sucking on a Cadbury’s flake in a soft focus moment curled up on the sofa…

Anorak

Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Big Brother, Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink