Pete Doherty Arrested For Drugs

LOOK it’s Peter Doherty, aka Peter Doherty, aka Pop F**kwit, getting arrested in Gloucester.

Call Dr Foster, because there are bound to be drugs involved.

And, indeed there are. The diagnosis is that Doherty has been arrested for pozzzzzzession of drugs and suspicion of drink driving.

Over the Celebrity Police Force newswires, we learn that Mr Peter Doherty of Scumbag Mansions was stopped in Derby Road, Gloucester, after performing at the city’s Guildhall, yer honour.

At an hour not far removed from 12.30am officers on patrol in Eastgate Street witnessed a vehicle being driven erratically.

That’s Pete Doherty. Pete Doherty. Yippeee! Yessssss! I’ve always wanted to nick him. It’s not fair all those CPF boys in London get to give him a tug and stick the photos in the staff canteen. I’ve been waiting for Jimmy Young to step out of line for ages. Pete! Oi, Pete!

After the vehicle was brought to standstill, the diver was arrested on suspicion of drink driving, possession of drugs and failure to stop for police.

Doherty is now helping the CPF with their enquiries.

(Will you sign this, Peter?)

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Posted: 11th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink