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HAVING dumped Brian Austin Green, leading Hollywood thinker and non-topless topless model Megan Fox is asked who she will date next?

“Oh I don’t know. There is this Korean JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE named RAIN and I’m really on his situation now. I’m trying to fix this up. I’m working hard.”

You work it, girl. And Rain - well, he can trawl the web for those leaked photos of his future squeeze (see below), the one who will end the Cold War with North Korea, for whom he spies. (Old Mr Anorak says he’s just looking after Megan’s best interests.)

As for those Megan Fox leaked photos, the actress says she’s not actually topless in them. She’s wearing ”booby stickers”. Megan is so sexy she won’t show her real nipples for fear of driving anyone who sees them mad.

(They say her nipples are covered in a fine down of red hair, and the left one looks like a profile of Ghandi holding a staff.)

Megan Fox will not sue over these leaked photos. According to oneindia.in, the actress feels that karma will do the job instead.

Says she:

“I had booby stickers on. They make these silicone stickers that go on over your nipple.”Fox says she was livid when she heard the pics had been leaked to a gossip rag. She added that she considered suing the person responsible. “If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone. I know who, and I never did anything about it. It’s her karma to deal with, not mine.”

Say hello to Megan: