I’m A Celebrity Janice Dickinson Takes A Dump

HAVING endured the I’m A Celebrity Jungle in 2007, Janice Dickinson is now doing it in the American version.

Dickinson is an I’m A Celebrity vet. And talking of vets, if Janice were an animal she’d be in need of a vet to grease up the arm and dive in elbow deep. Janice is constipated.

This may be Janice’s preferred condition, it giving her that facial expression. But Janice wants it out. As Jezebel reports, Janice has not laid a super-model-size poo for seven days.

This means she is, possibly, heavier than her normal weight by at least a gram.

But shit will out. And if won’t come out via the Dickinson clutch bag, then it will find a new escape route…

Enjoy this exchange - and afterwards, wash your hands:

Anorak

Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink