Victoria Beckham Leaves Her WAG Boobs Behind Her
WHAT happens to a WAG after her husband or lover retires from football? That question to you, Victoria Beckham.
Vicky is more do than talk and has reduced what the Sun estimates to be her “Double D boobs” to a less WAGular 34 B(eckham)
Posh, 35, felt her mega chest didn’t fit in with her new role as an upmarket fashion designer and mum of three.
Whoahh! How long has showbiz reporter Richard White been in frontline leering? Posh’s chests were never “mega”, not unless they were megabits, and Day-vid was talking in rhyming slang.
White moves on, looking at the history of Sticky Vicky’s chest:
The boob jobs … 1) Natural 34A: Spice Girl Victoria as she hit fame in 90s, 2) Boob job 1, 34D: First op gave pop star a new busty look and 3) Boob job 2: Star’s WAG look after second operation
Victoria has, of course, never admitted to having had a boob job. And Anorak has long held the belief that either her chest looks bigger because the rest of her is so very skinny, or that she advocates the Bra Bag, a brazier that doubles as extra storage for when that bucket bag slips out of fashion, or that her left chest is filled with a Vitamin shake and her right with orange tic-tacs.
But where’s Her Poshness now? Well, some bits are still on the floor at Messers Nip ‘n’ Tuck’s surgery. And the rest is:
She is now recovering in France with soccer star hubby DAVID, 34, and their sons BROOKLYN, ten, ROMEO, six, and four-year-old CRUZ.
A source said: “Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image - the big hair, big boobs, fake tan - and that she has moved on since those days.”
So we can expect an ever lighter Posh as the hair and wood stain go the way of the chests. All additions should be kept in a museum for WAGS, so that in time many will be able to stop and stare and wonder how Mr Tango managed it…
Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 17th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
good point Percy - that might account for her breasts visibly increasing and decreasing at an alarming rate over the years, over and above what could be attributed to good underwiring….!!
don’t you think Velcro might be a bit too noisy and give the game away?
…not having a go at Victoria per se, C&C - I think she’s OK.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Dairy…I hear rumour that Vicky has designed her own breasts with under the tits zips so she can just pop an implant in or out …depending on the weather….although I would have gone for velcro…..and saved the zips….for her lips…..
Sorry C&C …I did try to resist ..
June 17th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
steady on Moon - no need to shout….
these days, a boob job can be done with very little discomfort or recovery time necessary, depending on the way the surgery was done in the first place, so it’s not outside the bounds of possibility…
June 17th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The very OBVIOUS proof that this so-called news are all LIES is that “she is now recovering in France..”. If she did have a surgery 3 weeks ago and in need of a “recovery”, than WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE DOING IN LONDON LAST WEEK WEARING - NO BRA - WALKING AROUND LONDON IN A SHEER TOP??!! And not just for one day..but for 3 DAYS!!! And please go to Youtube and see for DB’s Armani Unveiling at Selfridges, there’s Victoria UPCLOSE watching David, and she’s perfectly well and DIDN’T SEEM AT ALL SUFFERING FROM A SURGERY, let alone in need of recovery. And oh…for me, ALL of her three so-called “breasts enhancement-pics” are exactly the same looking, BUT WITH DIFFERENT KIND BRAS INCLUDING PUSH-UP BRAS!
June 17th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
I’m a VB supporter so STOP IT Percy.
June 17th, 2009 at 11:59 am
….last serious suggestion ( as this is just too easy) for V.B. to be taken seriously….get a gag…
June 17th, 2009 at 11:31 am
If Vicky wants to be taken seriously as a fashion designer, may i suggest, rather than have another boob job, she first does something simple….like learn to sew.
P.S. May I also suggest she has her nose made to look less piggy too….after all…Vicky surely will never be taken seriously at anything…looking like she has a bad case of swine flu….
June 17th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Can we expect Day-vid to remove whatever he had stuffed down his CK’s as well?
Can we have our ball back, Mister?