The Rihanna Sex Tape Put To Music

PSSST! We interrupt your porn viewing to bring news of a Rihanna sex tape. Having seen Rihanna topless, and skinless, celeb enthusiasts can now see the singer having sex.

No, not sex in a car. And, no, Rihanna will not be beaten up as she grunts Umbrella-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh into the neck of an insignificant other as she peels off her skin.

According to the Hollyscoop:

The clip below is only a preview, but the caption says that more of the video will be released on June 22nd, which happens to be the same day as Rihanna and Chris Brown’s court hearing. Coincidence?

Well, unlikely.

The video is currently in the palms of someone who runs the site Myspace.comkokofreshkilla, which Anorak visited, in the pursuit of research.

It’s the site of a recording artiste with a single out on… Go on, guess. That’s right, he releases his song at the same time a million adolescents and men in caravan parks realise their interest in Rihanna.

We tuned in and heard music that if it were porn would benefit from a huge plant pot on the turntable and the sound of his mum opening the bedroom door.

Further investigation tells us that Kokofreshkilla is a Belgian living in Gent, which is not a public toilet – well, not outside Saturday nights - but a place. Pictures reveal the face of a man who carries bongo drums onto Interrail trains, has wooden jewellery and who spends inordinate amounts of time surfing porn for a woman who looks like Rihanna.

Well, it’s not her.

The real Rihanna sex tape is under lock and key. It’s more scab flick than skin flick and features an umbrella – you know, the little ones who can get in a Gent klinic…

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Anorak

Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink