Katie Price Twitters Her Twat To Tiny Peter Andre
PETER Andre and Jordan Watch: Katie Price is back in the UK, Jordan calls Pete a c*** and becomes a tiny role model…
Daily Mirror (front pages): “WARNING: THIS WOMAN IS BACK IN BRITAIN”
Can’t Katie Price be added to the list of undesirables?
The Sun: “The Twitter batter of Tiny Pete”
More than 196,000 fans have signed up to read Price’s Twitter comments. Who knew there were so many journalists – but that’s blogging for you.
And every blog needs an opinion. So here’s one from Claude Knights, of children’s charity Kidscape, criticising Price:
“Celebrities have a responsibility not to negatively influence young people. Teenagers have a huge presence on Twitter and young girls model themselves on female idols.”
No. Celebrities have no responsibility; their job is to be themselves: vacuous, vapid and utterly pointless.
The Sun doesn’t care that Jordan is back in Blighty. So little does it care that on its front page, below a picture of Jordan, the voice of the Sun, Martel Maxwell, says:
SO JORDAN is now back from Ibiza.
Yeah, so…
The care factor would be zero, save for two things.
Those Jordans?
One. We had simply had enough of her. Enough of the orange-skinned act every night, enough of her clambering all over honed men.
Two. Her three kids might have been wondering where she was. The glamour model seemed to have thrown her role of mother out the window and replaced it with slapper.
The Sun performs a public service by using its front page to let Harvey, Junior and Princeess Tiaaaaminimiiiiii know mummy’s back.
The paper’s Alex West, now returned from ignoring Jordan in Ibiza, moans:
“For Pete’s sake Jordan, shut it!”
Twitters Jordan:
“Pete being a true **** to me! He left me, not me leave him.“
****?
Daily Star: “Jordan begged for sex 15 times an hour – And you’ll never guess what she called Peter!”
What does **** mean?
RANDY Jordan begged her new man for sex 15 TIMES in an hour, it was claimed. The desperate model, 31, hitched up her skirt and pleaded to be “ravished” on the dancefloor of a busy nightclub, revellers said. Hunky fella Anthony Lowther, 28, teased the babe by ignoring her cries.
Sex once every four minutes? Lowther has the staying power of a male fruit fly, and the glow.
But what of the ****?
The mum-of-three has attacked estranged husband Peter, 36, in a foul-mouthed internet rant.
She said on her Twitter site: “Pete is being a true c*** to me! He left me, not me leave him.”
C***? A vile insult, says the Mirror.
Anyone? Being role models, Anorak cannot even guess, but pop acorn Pete may be able to help us guess…
Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 6th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
pete lose katie for good,take your kids and run as far way as possible from that sorry excuse for a woman.find a religion which gives you peace.eg.islam.look in to it. makes alot of sense.you will find the true path.i did.good luck
July 29th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Glad Pete left her! She act’s like a spoilt, arrogant, heartless, selfish b!tch. From what i seen on their ITV2 documentary, she took Pete for granted way too often.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
every 1 finds it hard after a split.
Have the stitches gone again ?
June 25th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
yes that’s right - she’s finding it hard in several Ibiza hotel rooms, allegedly….
June 25th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
i think katie and pete should get back togeather there both really nice people and who ever beileves all the crap that the press say. every 1 finds it hard after a split.
June 25th, 2009 at 8:35 am
…who exactly is it who needs to grow up Becca…..?
June 25th, 2009 at 7:45 am
I stand corrected.
Pete, you are a class-A twonk.
June 24th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Steve, can he though? Insania and Flava are two of his hits… lol.
He does seem like too much of a nice chap for her though. And he does have a talent rather than massive jugs and a big gob.
So there
June 24th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
actually she’s a really crap mother who really doesn’t give a damn about any of them other than as accessories.
June 24th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
But at least Pete can spell, Becka….x
June 24th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
peter andre is such a fake hes playing for the cameras and the fame
i hate him he needs 2 grow up
he left katie so why is he upset
she is a great mum 2 those kids
if i could say one thing to peter andre it would be grow up and get a lyf, you only became famous again because you went out with her
becca…..x
June 24th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
That poor Peter dodged a bullet big time getting away from her!
June 24th, 2009 at 10:22 am
for those who are interested (!), the programmes do a lot to show why Peter Andre finally had enough and called it a day…. some would say he had the patience of a saint….
June 24th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Bit unfair on the bosses, Steve. Perhaps they could sue for breach of contract, and with the monies put a really good prog on instead, then we’d all be happy
June 24th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Since these two oxygen wasters are now separate, those filler programmes should really be removed from the ITV2 schedule, replaced with a 30 minute grovelling apology by the bosses.