Amy Winehouse Honoured In St Lucia

SO clean is St Lucia – named after patron saint of the blind (drunk) – that Amy Winehouse is making the place look untidy. And she must leave.

Jeff Fedee, a former Governor of St Lucia, writes in the St. Lucia Star newspaper:

“I would strongly urge she be denied residency status to purchase property in St. Lucia. Is she being given special treatment? She’d be a menace and a dangerous influence to our society because the demons that inhabit her tortured body will have to be fed.”

There be demons!

Amy Winehouse is a “tattooed reptile“.

There be dragons!

Once the politicos came to befriend the monster.

Amy Winehouse is away…

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Posted: 24th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink