Harvii Kindlon Gives Megan Fox The Yellow Rose Of London

LONDON schoolboy Harvii Kindlon is the 11-year-old  Megan Fox is flicking off her shoulder like a fly from a golden turd.

Says Fox, understandingly:

“I’m sorry, sweet boy. I would never do that to you and I would gladly accept your rose if I see you again.”

What follows is NSFW, but Old Mr Anorak recalls a Stag Do in which the late great Bernard Manning lent forward and told a snooty woman lucky enough to be in the crowd:

“You’ll be in my w*** tonight.”

Fox may not be seeing Harvii, but Harvii…

Anorak

Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink