The Real Story Of How Michael Jackson Died
FOLLOWING the death of Michael Jackson for any of at least any of these five reasons, we wonder what next for the resting star, and how long before we read about the real reasons Michael Jackson died?
Five things to look out for in the post-Michael Jackson media:
1. The Lovers
You can’t libel the dead so here’s to men and women and children and pets that can communicate through pet psychics coming forward to say that Jackson loved them and how this child is his. Look out for the first media interview with Jordy Chandler.
2. The Conspiracy.
No-one in Hollywood ever dies – they just open a new chapter on their lives. In death, unlike in life, the star’s narrative is able to move as fast as the media wants it to. Every day can hold a new sensation –
* Jackson found on moon!
* Jackson made lover to me on his Big Dipper!
* Jackson wanted to join the Taliban!
* Jackson bought engagement ring for Susan Boyle.
* Jackson did not like Angelina Jolie.
Anna Nicole Smith has already been introduced into the narrative.
3. REST IN PEACE!
The Leave Michael Jackson alone and honour his memory consortium of carers, nodding heads and they “that knew him best” holding up huge loud hailers and demanding that JACKSON BE LEFT TO REST IN PEACE!
4. Blanket Coverage
Question the parentage of his children. Already the BBC’s man looking over footage of a hospital in LA says that Jackson “acquired” his last child. Not sired. Acquired.
5. Jackson Lives!
Spotting Jacko – with so many Jackson look-alikes – a job that’s akin to hitting a moving target – an industry in Jackson spotting can evolve. Like Elvis, Jackson can be everywhere. And because of his changing face, he can look like pretty much anything.
The life in pictures:
Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 5th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Cloud Cuckoo Land springs to mind.
October 5th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Kimberley - Johnny Cash had a voice; Michael Jackson had a squeak - you carry on dreaming……
October 5th, 2009 at 6:45 am
You people kill me. There is absolutely NO comparison between Michael and Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash was a Drunk Druggy and mean to people. Michael was not a Druggy nor a Drunk and he was loving and very Kind to people. He showed the Choriographers how to dance,Johhny Cash just basicly stood there on stage and sang.If it wasn’t for Michael you wouldn’t have the elaborate music we have today. He broke the mold on Music. Other Artists are learning from him.
They would even tell you that. That is how he became the KING OF POP….He did not Molest any children,He did nothing Wrong in raising his own children, When he showed Blanket to the World,There was Absolutely NO Dout in my mind when I seen it that he would hurt him or even Drop him for that matter. If you look close to the picture his left arm is holding blanket so tightly to his chest that he would not have fallen even if he wiggled.
People also need to STOP USING THE NAME JACKO, Michael disliked that name because it was very mean and nasty. THOUGH YOU MAY REMABER THE SAYING”STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WORDS WIL NEVER HURT ME” THAT WASN’T THE CASE WITH MICHAEL, WORDS DO HURT…..The only thing the media was ever worried about was selling papers and stories. They didn’t care who they hurt as long as they made their money…..That is Truly SAD……….They Pushed Michael way from us here in the States, If they had supported him, he could have very well stayed here and proformed for us and not had to go to london or china or some other out of the way country to people that showed they loved him. Not that they couldn’t have MJ to but We lost out on him doing Concerts here for us because of all the mean things he was accused of here in his home country. Michael was such a kind hearted pereson he should have had someone there with him to protect his heart from getting broken. Someone that truly understood him. Someone that Loved him no matter what. Someone to keep all the money hungry vampires away from him but yet let him have the freedom he needed to create his music and yet didn’t want his money, that just wanted to be there for the loving person he was.
If he had those people there with him then maybe just maybe, he would have still been here because Dr. Murray wouldn’t have needed to be here.
I know I am Dreaming but I am Dreaming of a world that MJ would have loved as well.
I love You always and 4-Ever Michael……
July 10th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Cheryl, I bought a greatest hits album a few years ago and my kids loved Ring of Fire. We used to play the CD and sing on the way to school (primary school then). Their other favourite was Personal Jesus.
Johnny Cash is just the type of singer I love. Lyrics you can hear and understand, songs that have meaning and a wonderful voice.
July 10th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Bird E Bat, you aren’t the only that could listen to his singing all day long. My very favourites of his are Ring of Fire and Walk the Line. Most of them can be found on You Tube. His Final Peformances are on there also. I remember when growing up you’d go to the local country bar with your friends and the country band and singer played his songs.
July 10th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Your comment wasn’t there when I posted mine agw.
Spooky!
July 10th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Johnny Cash - now you’re talking. I could listen to his singing all day.
Even though he didn’t write it, Hurt is one of my favourites of all time.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Now I’m truly worried and disturbed.
Johnny Cash’s last album is my all-time favourite.
P.O’Tool must have my gaff wired.
July 10th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Was he hell the most talented entertainer, Sammy Davis Jnr knocked him into a cocked hat. His songwriting credits should always be taken with a pinch of salt as well, thank Quincy Jones, Rod Temperton, Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney among others and he had choreographers coming out of his ears…even the Moonwalk was copied from soul group The Electric Boogaloos. Michael Jackson represented black-influenced white pop music at exactly the time MTV was about to break America, nothing more. He was the ultimate opportunist and it was great timing that made him a global star when the music business needed one or two in the absence of Elvis and John Lennon. Why do you think Madonna got so big for so long? She’s a corporate cocksucker who has surrounded herself with the cream of production/writing talent since year one, aped every trend and industry fad going and media managed her career brilliantly with average looks and a mediocre voice. Like all the biggest American acts of the Eighties and beyond these two have refilled their tank with pure hype time and time again and it is all that has kept them going. Unfortunately we now have the production line a la Britney/Christina/Maria/Justin etc…Disney Club dickheads who all look and sing the same. God rest Johnny Cash, now there was a star America can be proud of.
July 7th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Rest in peace Michael. We love you even in death cos you’d changed music so much well. All your fans in Nigeria, especially Jos miss you.
June 27th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Obviously not, move along nothing to see here
Moderator - usual glitch
June 27th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
moderation?
June 27th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Michael Jackson is an AMAZING Person , he has a caring heart and will ALWAYS be the best Entertainer. Such a genius and will never be replaced. My Daughter and I attended his 45th B’Day Party and he was so sweet to talk to, he spoke to me about Glasgow, Scvotland, Edinburgh and he really liked it there on his visits.
People that think he is weird or wacko, I think that is sad. Don”t Judge a book by its cover. There are many werd people out in the world. He was loved for being the Greatest Performer and for being such a caring person.
He was done wrong in his short life.
His Childhood was taken away from him and My heart goes out to Michael Jackson.
R.I.P Michael
June 26th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
A great performer/choreographer/entertainer which changed the course of music has gone,my sincere condolances rest in peace Michael.
June 26th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Congratulations Anorka on finding the only picture in existence of Michael’s Bobby’s Helmet