Michael Jackson’s Death Triggers Knife Fight
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: In Miami, aboard a Florida bus, news of Michael Jackson’s death is causing a knife fight among passengers.
The question is ever the question: should Jackson we remembered as the outstanding musical talent of his generation or for other matters?
We join the action as passenger James Kiernan receives a text message about Jackson’s death on his cell phone, delivered by CCN – Anorak’s Celebrity Cancer News alert system - never miss a celebrity death again!
Kiernan reads the text aloud.
Says the bus driver: “Michael Jackson should have been in jail long ago.”
Kiernan: “The world just lost a great musical talent.”
Passenger Henry Wideman disagrees. Wideman pulls out a knife and chases Kiernan down the aisle with it.
Wideman, 54, is arrested and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
It being what Michael Jackson would have wanted…
Knife. Spoon. We only need a fork for the full set.
Posted: 27th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 27th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Not a good start anyway.
Sad really that people equate ‘talent’ with goodness or other positive human traits.
The seamy sordid side will be forgotten in time, and if the talent is worthy it will be remembered.
And do people who die young (ish) tend to be remembered anyway? James Dean anyone? http://www.jamesdean.com/