Pete Doherty’s Michael Jackson Tribute Tracks
WHAT odds that Peter Doherty would take less drugs than Michael Jackson?
The Star brings news that Doherty continues to live (or not?) and has had a new anti-heroin implant fitted so he “didn’t go off the rails at Glastonbury”.
Drugs do different things to different people. The narrative says that drugs may have helped Jackson attain the peak of all-singing, all-dancing powers, whereas drugs seemingly enable Doherty to remain a celebrity and tour courtrooms.
Says the paper:
The team for the former Libertines singer put measures in place to make sure there were no tempting distractions at Worthy Farm. A chopper was drafted in to fly Peter, 30, in and out of the festival, plus he was escorted both to and from the stage before being packed off home.
That rock ‘n’ roll, folks, right there – home for a tea of oranges with lemons as the chopper comes to keep you from getting off your head and the candle is snuffed out lest you use it to warm a spoon…
Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 1st, 2009 at 8:48 am
…from the sight of Pete’s black teeth and filthy face it looks to me like he is addicted to eating coal, known medically as, Pica….. which leads me to ask the question….
…is Pica Pete possibly pregnant?
July 1st, 2009 at 8:07 am
Nefah efah a nice thing to say about Pete.
Pfft.
June 30th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Just by the by, the anti heroin implant actually just blocks the opiate receptors in ones body meaning that the heroin will have no effect on Peter. Not that he will have some sort of violent reaction.
June 30th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
With the amount of slavish attention this guy gets you would think he was the second coming of Sinatra. Or Michael Jackson! This anti-heroin implant sounds a bit Clockwork Orangey to me, just how close to some smack does Potty Pete need to be before he has a reaction? I bet Remembrance Sunday is a source of great terror what with all those poppies about. And what reaction could we expect? Wild staring eyes, frothing at the mouth, incomprehensible gibberish spurting forth from chapped, pallid lips? Probably, but a bunch of kids already paid good money to see that at Glasto so nothing new there.