Hugh Hefner Sued By Venus Demilo

HUGH Heffner - they says it’s shaped like a powdery blue diamond! - is being sued by a hat named Sheri Allred in a £3bn lawsuit.

Allred, the “reincarnation of Venus Aphrodite Demilo” is also “the biggest hat in the world” -

Sheri’s letter to Heffner from  here - and repeated in full hereunder:

Yes, sir I am asking for 3 billion dollars from Mr. Hefner. He’s been after me since I was a baby. Along with a pedifile organization here in L.A. When I was bout 5 yrs. Old He mysteriously was underneath my bed and he grabbed my arm and said that he and forsay the beatles and he mentioned the names of them. I asked like in my head since I’m a hat everyone in the world here’s my thought’s, a good way to establish peace. So I thought and I said you’d better let go of my hand. And so I braced myself again the wall and eventually he let go I ran into my parents room and told my adopted mother in which she replied it was probably your adopted dad.The Gotti man had my husband eat his pussy cause he’s a morphidite. I know you don’t ask what is a morphodite, my dad my adopted dad told us kids what one of them are. That means my ex isn’t here in the upper story, if you get what I mean.

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Posted: 10th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink