Big Brother And The Reaple: Kerry Katona’s Crafty Ziggy

BIG Brother serves a vital need in the glitter and paste world of British light entertainment. The show has replaced Central Casting as the national repository of ‘characters’.

These are the Reaple.

And these professional types all know each other, a troop of jobbing celebs locked in a world of shagging, snorting and presenting.

The Sport brings news that Kerry Katona, Iceland mum and I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here! regal lettuce shaker has dated Ziggy Lichman.

No mention of this coupling in Kerry’s OK! Diary. But Big Brother’s boil-washed Vanessa Feltz Nikki Grahame tells us, via her own OK! opinion piece, that she has known Lichman since they were at college together aged 16.

Back then he was plain Zak. Now he’s Ziggy. Or Zac.

“I used to go out with his band mate Warren, and his other bandmate Dan Corsi was really good mates with my ex Chris.
And Nikkkkkki saw Zac at a models’ party not that long ago. But she didn’t speak to him.

Such is the world of the reaple. And readers will need no little reminding that Corsi once dated Katona.

We can only imagine what’s next for the group. And look forward to the gang appearing in Carry On Presenting - or, should one of them develop an embarrassing itch, the STD section of Holby City…

Anorak

Posted: 6th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink