Laura Williams Is The Only Gay In The Big Brother Village
IN the Sun’s “Big Brother’s little PAPER” readers are met with the headline: “LAURA’S LESBO ROMP.”
Laura Williams is a lesbian? “Her breath stank of kebab says gal pal.”
Readers are introduced to Janine Shipston, 25. Last Christmas Janine announced that she was gay. She had left her husband Craig and the time was ripe to come out. What’s Christmas without a few surprises.
In response to his news, Laura is said to have flashed her Wangers. “It was hard for me to come out because I live in a traditional community and being a lesbian is frowned upon.”
Laura and Janine are naturally Welsh. And minds turn to the Little Britain character Daffyd (Janine) turning to Myfanwy (Laura) and confessing that he is now the only gay in the village.
And then Laura gets quite emotional. “She’d been drinking pints of lager … Then she lifted up her top and flashed her enormous boobs at me and winked.”
Later the pair, and Janine and Laura, went clubbing. On the way home, Laura purchased a kebab. She ate it. They arrived home. They kissed.
The sensation of saliva, curry sauce and flakes of horse meat intoxicated Janine and the pair ended up on the bed. “We both stripped off and had sex all night,” says Janine.
So Laura is a lesbian? And there might be the chance of more coupling in the house than Ziggy and Chanelle can supply? Or not. Janine says Laura is not strong enough to come out.
And who can blame her. Lesbians never win anything other than Olympic field sports. They never win reality TV shows. Gay men are in. Lesbians are not.
But if Laura can be the only gay man in the village, she has chance…
Laura is favourite to win. Place your free bets.
Posted: 7th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 21st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Ok i was just kidding bout the whole cunt thing i didn’t mean it i hope you forgive me, I don’t even have any babies and you prolly dont have mersa well i dont actually know that but i hope you dont anyway your fat but not that fat and and since your gay you prolly do suck fat nipples but dont take it offensivly and you prolly dont do that every day.. by the way i love you….. have a nice day.
November 21st, 2007 at 6:52 pm
Laura you fat BITCH, you gave me ten thousand babies and i don’t appreciate it, you stupid lesbian no one likes your big gay fat stinky cunt… WHORE!! you suck fat nipples everyday and you have mersa in the butt hole you nasty tramp.
July 10th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
Brad your country is actually more fattier than England for your information.
June 10th, 2007 at 10:36 am
laura is just great, i hope she wins, so what if she is a lesbian, good for her, i just hope she wins the show
June 9th, 2007 at 8:56 am
[...] much … I’ve always got something to say” Big Brother Career: Hanging basket. Walk on part in Little Britian. Laura is currently a nanny, but her dream in life is to become an embalmer as she believes [...]
June 8th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
who really cares?
June 8th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
[...] that 2 ‘Male’ housemates will be entering the house tonight - one being Rylan Clark. The odds: Laura 11 (10-1) Carole 14 (13-1) Chanelle 14.5 (13.5-1) Ziggy 15 (14-1) Tracey 16.5 (15.5-1) Sam 18 [...]
June 7th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
You would be speaking German if it wasn’t for us you weak pathetic losers. Your country is dead weight! Maybe someday you can stand on your own two feet.
June 7th, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Ok Brits chuck away your deodorant and soap and toothpaste and floss, lets keep the good ole usa otta here
June 7th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
You are not clean people. The act of bathing seems to elude you. I’m not tubby at all. Its funny that you would mention that, as the obesity rate in your 2nd rate society is very high, that along with your alcoholism rate. Please stop hanging on to the US for protection as you have for most of your existance and fade away.
I’m sure you think your teeth are fine, you don’t know any better.
Oh, pricess dianna was a whore.
have a good day!
June 7th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
you one of those tubby Americans Brad, and why do you keep asking? and could you explain ’smell funny’ and my teeth are fine thankyou.
June 7th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
Why do english people smell funny and have bad teeth?
June 7th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I don’t know or don’t care if Laura is a lesbian, but she is the best one in that house! But I just need to say she looks like Matt Lucas big time, like a mixture of all the different characters he does!
June 7th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
good luck to her