Jenning Up On The Credit Crunch: Boom, Busts And Nuts

WHEN JENNIFER Clarke left the Big Brother house she collected her Goody bag and removed the contents:

Boyfriend (Dale x 1)
Tissues
Breasts (pair x 1)
Tub Of Dulux Moroccan Sands Silk Vinyl
Brush
Tissues
VIP Invitation to Faces, Essex

With Dale history, Jen moves down the line of freebies to the orangey glow, and applicator, and the breasts.

Jen has chosen to showcase her breasts in Nuts magazine. They’re a tough crowd in that organ, and Jen will have to compete with Chanelle Hayes, her fellow former Big Brother housemate, who has attained level 4 glamour photography and can seen with her breasts pressed into those of Lucy Pinder.

But Jen is not just here to put her breast out there, well not only that; Jen’s here to add some perspective to the credit crunch:

Nuts: “Is it a pain having to buy more moisturiser to keep your new boobs looking good during the credit crunch.”

Jen: “Yes!”

Anorak warning: Breasts can up as well as down and investments made in fun bags, air bags and non-toxic whammies are at your own risk.

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Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Big Brother TV, Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink