
Michael Jackson Was Under Hypnosis
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Uri Geller puts Michael Jackson in a trance…
Anorak’s lead sports writer did as Uri Geller commanded before Euro ‘96 - the blonde went to the TV svcreen and she touched the orange ball. Uri was right. England won the tournament and all was made good.
Now Uri Geller tells Channel 4 about how he used his magic to heel Michael Jackson’s troubled mind:
“When I hypnotised Jackson I asked, “Did you ever touch a child in an inappropriate manner?”
“”No, I would never do that,” he replied.
“I questioned him further - I asked, “Michael, why then did you pay Jordan Chandler millions of dollars?” and he said to me “I couldn’t take it any more, I had had enough.”
“It was my own personal validation that the man was innocent,” Geller said.
Now back to that orange ball…
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Posted: 26th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 26th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Sickipedia has blown up. The sick jokes site has taken more hits than Michael Jackson tonight and the server has just given up the ghost……
June 26th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
They’ll find a way to fight about it yampster, where there’s a will there’s a lawyer
June 26th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
At least there won’t be teams of lawyers fighting over that for the next 15 vyears
June 26th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Apparently Jackson died hundreds of millions of dollars in debt. In a perverse way that makes a lot more sense to me than dying with hundreds of millions in the bank
June 26th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Spoon bender slender gender bender defender?